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@BrightHR_ Your phone line has crashed. When will it be back up?

My column on Prince Andrew and the alleged Chinese spy theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

@hamiltonprop_ Say what you really think.

Santa Claus asking Christian Horner's kids "Has your Dad been good this year?" #DriveToSurvive

The DTS producers should have Denise Van Outen read the TOWIE intro at the start of every episode. The manufactured conversations are unbearable.

Danica Patrick is in season 6 of #DriveToSurvive - I think we can all agree, this is the perfect reaction.

@bt_uk please will someone contact me our end of town has had no internet for three days and nobody at BT is taking our calls.

@HiveHomeUK how is anyone supposed to cancel a subscription with you if they can’t do it online and it’s a 38 minute wait on the phone?!

@talktotippers It was the same to and from Sardinia last week. It’s air con.

@MsHelenRussell I love that book.

Thank you 🙏

Just finished #IKissedABoy 🥲 the best kind of reality tv. Soooo entertaining but also genuine with important messages in there. Wish this show had been around years ago but so glad it’s here now. Happy bloody #PrideMonth 🏳️‍🌈

The guy on GB News reviewing Halle Bailey in The Little Mermaid. Did he actually just say “mermaids are supposed to be a certain colour and that’s just a fact”? 🤣🤣🤣 #justafact

Lindy went in a bit hard on the @DeliciouslyElla tahini dressing.

The best way to work! #BahrainGP @SkySportsF1 @NataliePinkham

@mattsyourlot 🤣🤣🤣

Man with many kids inherits a farm - don't know what happened next because it was so awful I threw my TV in a river Like Nativity without any of Nativity's good bits.. 0 baubles🎄 #MattsMerryMovies

@Mr_John_Harvey_ Sending you love and support.

Bloody horrible week & weekend done… Summary of the weekend - Pretty much constant stomach pain… A monumental lack of sleep… A valued friendship lost… The black dog of depression very much in the ascendancy… Anxiety over the week ahead already kicking my butt.. 😔

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