Hastings High School

Best Bathroom Strategy: When you have to take a dump, skip the gross school bathroooms and head down to the community center. theyre clean

Every once in a while the rednecks will start a honking symphony in the parking lot

@TheTruthsOfHHS #TheAwkardMoment when everyone thinks ms. Underwood is preg....but is to scared to ask her

#ThatAwkwardMoment when Mr. Hoke calls you down to his office and you know youre absolutely screwed

If you say anything sexist in the Freshman Hallway, Be careful, Mrs. Way WILL catch you ;)

Hastings boys basketball swept Alma last night #congrats #winning #TheyWentHardInTheMotherFuckingPaint

If u think the shortest person in our school is a freshman, ur wrong, its Mrs. Underwood

If u tell goggins the dirtiest joke u know, chances are he'll have a dirtier one.

This is meant to share some funny truths about Hastings HIgh School...nothing mean, just funny.