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India's favourite satire handle. Not to be confused with real news. Authors of bestsellers 'Unreal Elections' & 'Unreal Aliens'.

India Katılım Mayıs 2011
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Mohammed Amir: India will definitely lose the next… uh, what else is left now? Anchor: Tu chutiya hai
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So this is what it feels to be on the right side of an utterly one sided final. Had to wait for 23 years since that horrible day in 2003. #IndiaVsNewZealand
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India has been mandated to keep Varun in the team by the ICC and the sponsors to make the matches interesting
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New Zealand fans must be politely clapping with a tinge of disappointment, saying well played to India. Pakistan fans on the other hand would have broken whatever TV sets survived after the last two India games. #INDvNZ
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Modi should call up US, Israel and Iran and threaten to impose 200% tariffs on each of them if they don't stop the war
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Jiohotstar thanks Pakistanis for the views. Now you can go ahead and break your TVs and mobiles
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@RealEmirHan Actually, they did invite Steven Seagal to audition for a cavalry charge scene, but had to turn him down after the horse collapsed under his weight.
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Steven Seagal says Tom Cruise was the wrong choice for The Last Samurai. “They have a 5-foot-2-inch guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. Doesn’t speak Japanese. I got phone calls saying, ‘That role was perfect for you. How did it happen?”
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16 crore people watching the Pak vs SL match on Hotstar just to see Pak get kicked out
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Putting my money in shampoo stocks expecting a wave of young Indians trying to copy Ranveer Singh's Hamza hairstyle #Dhurandhar
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People get second hand apartments, second hand cars. Trump just got himself a second hand Nobel peace prize
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JUST IN: US Airforce in talks with Pakistan to purchase its J-17 jets
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This is the gravest provocation against PM Modi, even more than the tariffs, the bonhomie with Pak, and the claiming of credit for stopping Op Sindoor
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