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India's favourite satire handle. Not to be confused with real news. Authors of bestsellers 'Unreal Elections' & 'Unreal Aliens'.

India Katılım Mayıs 2011
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Mohammed Amir: India will definitely lose the next… uh, what else is left now? Anchor: Tu chutiya hai
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So this is what it feels to be on the right side of an utterly one sided final. Had to wait for 23 years since that horrible day in 2003. #IndiaVsNewZealand
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India has been mandated to keep Varun in the team by the ICC and the sponsors to make the matches interesting
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New Zealand fans must be politely clapping with a tinge of disappointment, saying well played to India. Pakistan fans on the other hand would have broken whatever TV sets survived after the last two India games. #INDvNZ
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Modi should call up US, Israel and Iran and threaten to impose 200% tariffs on each of them if they don't stop the war
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Jiohotstar thanks Pakistanis for the views. Now you can go ahead and break your TVs and mobiles
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@RealEmirHan Actually, they did invite Steven Seagal to audition for a cavalry charge scene, but had to turn him down after the horse collapsed under his weight.
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Steven Seagal says Tom Cruise was the wrong choice for The Last Samurai. “They have a 5-foot-2-inch guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. Doesn’t speak Japanese. I got phone calls saying, ‘That role was perfect for you. How did it happen?”
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16 crore people watching the Pak vs SL match on Hotstar just to see Pak get kicked out
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Office of Shashi Tharoor handle for regular English Shashi Tharoor handle for premium English
Shashi Tharoor@ShashiTharoor

Given my inability to keep up with timely tweets, given the may demands on my time, I’m pleased to share that the Office of Dr. Shashi Tharoor is now on X! This account will carry updates of my engagements and key announcements. I will still be tweeting erratically from here, as and when I can. @TharoorOffice is now live! Do follow for updates.

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Putting my money in shampoo stocks expecting a wave of young Indians trying to copy Ranveer Singh's Hamza hairstyle #Dhurandhar
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People get second hand apartments, second hand cars. Trump just got himself a second hand Nobel peace prize
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JUST IN: US Airforce in talks with Pakistan to purchase its J-17 jets
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This is the gravest provocation against PM Modi, even more than the tariffs, the bonhomie with Pak, and the claiming of credit for stopping Op Sindoor
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