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Based on Luminate’s reporting, here’s a look at recent female albums and how many vinyl variants accompanied their first-week rollout. MAYHEM, Lady Gaga — 14 BRAT, Charli XCX — 14 GUTS, Olivia Rodrigo — 13 Man’s Best Friend, Sabrina Carpenter — 13 AM I THE DRAMA?, Cardi B — 11 HIT ME HARD AND SOFT, Billie Eilish — 9 The Life of a Showgirl — 8 143, Katy Perry — 8 So Close to What, Tate McRae — 7 eternal sunshine, Ariana Grande — 6 Something Beautiful, Miley Cyrus — 6 Pink Friday 2, Nicki Minaj — 4 Cowboy Carter, Beyoncé — 4 — Notably, Showgirl managed to sell 1.2 million vinyl copies on the album’s first day of release.

@raylastarteddy @kittyatdawn Oh, wow. Reading comprehension is not your thing, huh? Expressing that the future looks bright because you've had positive interactions with young people isn't uncommon. It's a generalization, but it's been said before. Anyway, I'm 100% right, and you're wrong. Have a good one.

THIS WAS SO ADORABLE 😭😭!!

crying at this story every time

@american_goth @infocharlixcx The fact that 80% of Twitter is an absolute cesspool might have something to do with it.

@infocharlixcx The fact that the 80% of Twitter is on Charli's side says a lot. Ms. Swift keeps showing she's not the girl's girl she swear she is. But I guess when you're rich, you have the need to find yourself the problems you don't have to complain about.

Not having your self-confidence broken as a child

when and how are we honouring this diva

Imagine being the actual sitting president of the United States and using your platform to talk about Taylor Swift. Pathetic, fragile, and entirely on brand for a man who thrives on bitterness and insecurity. Meanwhile, Taylor continues to donate millions, uplift others, and live rent-free in your tiny, petty mind. Enjoy your legacy of being the most embarrassing president in history. And the definition of the smallest man who ever lived. Fuck you forever, @POTUS, a.k.a Donny Dump.

Another day, another opportunity to say FUCK J.K. Rowling. What a despicable, miserable TERF she is.

Can anyone recommend some good introductory books for someone just getting into reading performatively on public transport

the thing about me is that i am ready to hate anyone's boyfriend at a moment's notice. i need approximately zero seconds to prepare. literally just lmk

As a Canadian... - F🍁ck Trump. - Buy Canadian. - Support Canadian. - Buy Mexican. - If you can't buy Canadian/Mexican, buy anything other than American. Americans, this isn't about you, it's about your deranged President.

The Anglican Church revoked his license within hours of seeing this video. That is how you stand up to hate. You condemn it. Swiftly and loudly. You don’t pander, waiver or excuse. You don’t let hate win.

It's always shocking to fake Christians when they meet real Christians.

@goodreads Reading one, listening to one. That's how I do it. Always.

How many books are you in the middle of reading right now?

@sarabushway Wait. Not Comic Sans? That's wild. Papyrus is a close second.

Am I the only author still using Times New Roman?😅

I’m currently doing this challenge called January. Where you just try to make it through every day of January.

@soph13tv So Long, London

mine is fortnight! what’s yours?

@daysevermore Became a Swiftie in 2012 because of Red. Prefer Evermore to Folklore.

kinda wanna do a study on whether you prefer folklore or evermore and when you became a swiftie, bc i swear there’s an obvious correlation