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@Arsenal Only champions because Man City dropped points, pathetic you are actually celebrating

Relaxing Rain for Sleeping 💤🌧.

@El_Cunto76 @DanMcMahonF1 It would be a nightmare to do if they were allowed and all the current tenants would need somewhere else to live as well as compensation I'd have thought but it's been bought for a reason so lets hope their plans will blow us all away 🤞

@DanMcMahonF1 Yes I looked into it more just before there, it can be demolished also, but like this, there has to be extenuating circumstances & it’s very rare it gets the nod

Still a possibility 🙏. Take Leazes Terrace down, brick by brick. Move it somewhere closer to the RVI. Expand St James' Park on all 4 sides. Keep our history. It would look like the most intimidating stadium in the world 🏟⚫️⚪️ #NUFC

🚨🇧🇷: Newcastle United midfielder Joelinton says Arsenal forward Kai Havertz needs to learn to control his aggression. The German only avoided a red card in last nights 1-0 win over Burnley due to a VAR error.

🚨 OFFICIAL: Southampton have been EXPELLED from the Championship play-offs. Middlesbrough will now be the finalists against Hull City on Saturday at Wembley as Southampton have admitted to multiple breaches of filming other clubs’ training.

We have completed the purchase of a significant portion of the historic Leazes Terrace building next to St. James' Park 🤝⤵️

Vamoooooosssss, Bruno 💪🇧🇷 Bruno has been named in Brazil's squad for this summer's World Cup!

looking for a ps5 on low firmware somewhere from europe. the one Jordy bought on ebay from the United States was flagged as having prohibited goods (lol) Contact me if you have such a console. 2.50 and below prefered but i'll also accept 3.xx

🚨 Pep Guardiola, expected to leave Man City THIS summer with Enzo Maresca always been as the ONLY replacement wanted. Pep ready to say goodbye in the next days, while Maresca said yes to Manchester City months ago.

Thank you for your tremendous support at St. James' Park during the 2025/26 campaign, Geordies. 🙌 We've shared some incredible moments in the Premier League, Champions League and domestic cups - see you next season! 🖤🤍

Nolberto Solano on his first night on the lash with Newcastle teammates Steve Howey & Duncan Ferguson 😂🗣 “They called themselves ‘The Heavyweights’. They came up to me and said, ‘Hey little Peruvian, fancy a pint?’ Of course I said yes — I’m sociable! In Peru, we share one bottle of beer between everyone with little glasses. But these lads took me to the Pitcher & Piano and it was bang, bang, bang — pints disappearing in minutes. We went to the next bar… then the next. At one point they ordered whiskey and I was panicking — ‘No no no, no mixing! Only beer!’ I was absolutely mullered. We finally came out and it was dark. My watch said 4 o’clock, so I phoned my ex-wife in a panic to apologise for being out so late. ‘I’m so sorry, I didn’t realise the time…’ She replied, ‘What are you talking about?’ I thought it was 4am. It was 4pm. That was my welcome to Newcastle.”

Bruno has been named our Player of the Year for the 2025/26 season. 🙌🇧🇷 Well deserved, skipper 🤝

@TheUrbanMenace clocks tickin! #ScaryMovie tickets are finally on sale now. Get yours. Reply #stfu to opt-out.

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Five goals in six games for Will Osula 🔥

Newcastle fans bid farewell to Kieran Trippier in his final game at St. James' Park 🥹👋 From a relegation battle to European nights and ending the club’s 70-year wait for a major trophy, “Tripps” gave everything for the badge 🖤🤍

At the double! ⚽️⚽️

Three points on the final home game of the season 💪

Newcastle’s greatest ever Swedish player gets a warm reception at St James’ Park. 🇸🇪 #NUFC

WILL OSULA GETS OUR THIRDDD 😁