The Urban Dictionary

Snockered: Drinking until vision and feelings are gone, leading to stupid activities. Ex. egging, getting with girls half your age.

Superman Dat Hoe: The art of jerking off on a girls back while she sleeps. When she wakes up the sheets are stuck to her back like a Cape.

Sleeping Terms: Used to describe a relationship with an ex-significant other that still involves occasional sex.

Torqued: A boner that is ragingly hard or as hard as it gets.

Girl Wood: The female arousal, girls equivalent to "morningwood" guys experience upon waking.

Handshake Rape: When someone shows dominance over you in a handshake by grabbing your fingers before you have a chance to get a proper grip.

DudeBro: A male ages 18-24, generally of the Caucasian descent, who refers to their acquaintances as "Dude" or "Bro" in the same sentence.

Bi-Polar Coaster: When someone you know is in a relationship where one experiences extreme emotional highs and lows on a dialy basis.

Gherkins Disease: The condition which compels men to overcompensate their lack of manhood by overachieving in other areas. Ex. Bodybuilding.

Feelings: Those damn things that show up when you're trying to have sex, or watching a sad movie.

Liketurbate: Liking your own post or comment on Facebook.

Leap Beer: When you go to the bar intending to have just one beer and end up drinking four.

Dump On The Clock: The art of taking a dump at work while getting paid.

Fronting: The art of acting like you are more, or you have more than what the reality is.

Texticle: When you have your phone on vibrate in your pocket and you're wearing baggy pants so when you get a text it tickles your nuts.

Axehole: A person who uses an obscene amount of Axe body spray.

Khaki-Boner: When your khakis make it look like you have boner.

Bong Appetit: When you're stoned, about to munch, and wish someone a good meal.

Chik-Fil-Athiest: A person who loves Chik-Fil-A, but not God, and is therefore pissed that Chik-Fil-A is closed on Sundays.

The Toothpaste Defense: When asked about a jizz stain left on a sofa, t-shirt, towel, one will often use the toothpaste defense.