Matthew Bell

@aaantwonnnn @Burgundywave I wouldn't be surprised if the good players actively want out. We've seen it before. Why waste a career on a perennial loser team.

@Burgundywave We’re here

Burgundy Wave can confirm Toronto FC are close to acquiring Colorado Rapids DP Djordje Mihailović on a cash transfer. $8 million, incentives that could take it up to 9. Wouldn’t be surprised if TFC offers him a new contract above what Colorado would be willing to extend.

To be fair, I’ve covered these ceremonies as a photog over different administrations and never did the president attend.

Jersey was broken but I fixed it #Broncos #Tobo #Bing

For those of y'all who don't have a dad around anymore, or never did, I love you and I'm proud of you. You are special as hell.

@buyingincome Hit 400 shares just today.

$100,000 into $ARCC 🌐 Buys 4760 shares, Paying $9,035.29/year ($752.94/month) Do you own any shares?

Anyone in the DMV/Washington DC area, PLEASE keep an eye out and share to wherever you can: @managingmadrid #HalaMadrid #WashingtonDC @am_orvind #HELP

@brclothwrites A tee shirt that says “Utah”.

You just won a lifetime supply of the last thing you bought. What are you stuck with???

A cool @X feature would be to mute certain people just on weekends, when their redundant prescheduled tweets post over and over again.

I didn’t get to see the #Eclipse last week, but I did get to see a pack of Barbies encounter a pack of Kens on the #vegas strip and I’m pretty sure that was better.

Corporations know you'll blame the president. They count on it. #Greedflation #greed

The longer you hesitate to say “it’s not you, it’s me”; the more sure I become that it’s not you, it’s me.

@MrGeorgeWallace One of these days I'll make the cut.

Shout out to the top 5 bells in the world, jingle, doesn't ring a, Alexander Graham, Kristen and cow.

@soccer_rabbi Addressing the singular “fan” is one of the best Freudian slips ever.

Rapids fan, how are we feeling after week 1 of the MLS season about our Pids?

@PinkProfit K

Stop thinking about what your money can buy, start thinking about what your money can earn.

@dollarsanddata Too much outgo

@CaytonHolland @800pgm I loved it. Cried laughing.

@historyinmemes That is their job.

Cameraman sacrificed his job for this

I really love the @TalkSimpsonsPod and looks forward to each episode, but it’s getting to be a lot of shitting on movies they’ve never seen. Is there a Patreon level that’ll edit that out?

@ColoradoRapids This is just an embarrassing thing to say.

Let 'em know 🗣️ #Rapids96

Quite a find @bertkreischer