TheVainOneUGWC

@TheBogeymanJC Congratulations

// Been a bit since it happened, but I'm engaged now. Some of you will be invited and then I'll have to explain efedding to my fiancee.

@TheVainOneUGWC I bet you fucking did.

Because my good is everyone else’s great. My better is everyone else’s best. Imagine what my best is.

@TheSEBEmpire And to think I always enjoyed our interactions…

@TheVainOneUGWC You’re the exception that proves the rule. Now shut the fuck up and go away. Lurking prick.

@TheSEBEmpire @UGWC It was a pleasure seeing you as well. If you are ever in Miami, let me know.

@TheVainOneUGWC @UGWC Thank you Alan, and it was good to see you at Horizons. Not from the flat of my back, at least.

I’m fucking tired. I’m fucking sore. I’m still forever Chaos Champion. I’m still the World Heavyweight Champion. I’m still… The Best… In… The Fucking… Business… @UGWC #Horizons

@TheSEBEmpire @UGWC I am sure that he would love to accommodate that. Unfortunately, I do not envision that possibility coming to fruition. -Simon

@TheVainOneUGWC @UGWC Tell Alan thank you. I look forward to him showing up at Horizons and ripping it from my cold dead hands.

Ladies and gentlemen… Allow me to present… The new @UGWC World Heavyweight Champion… #WelcomeToTheEmpire #AveImperatorChaos #BestInTheBusiness #AndNew #ThreeTime

@DehumaniZane I know he and Celeste would appreciate the company, Mr. Scott. -Simon

@TheVainOneUGWC Please convey my thanks to him. I'll have to bring the family down to Miami for a visit after Battleground.

301 days and counting as Cross-Hemisphere Champion. Only Moss's single-run record remains. No matter what happens with my next defense, I owe my career to this championship.

@TheSEBEmpire @__FXCELXSS @eye_am_tempest @TMMxENIGMA @FallofEdenUGWC @Lucy_Wylde @supersmashcat @DistortedAmber //I thought about it at times, but also always thought I was just ok at shit-talking. I never really thought I was good at the rest, not like some of you guys and gals in this hobby. Very “un-Vain- like”, I know. Lmao

@TheVainOneUGWC @__FXCELXSS @eye_am_tempest @TMMxENIGMA @FallofEdenUGWC @Lucy_Wylde @supersmashcat @DistortedAmber //Legend dude. I just wish more people got to see how good you are.

Male: @TheVainOneUGWC @__FXCELXSS @eye_am_tempest (even though he’ll never see this 😂) @TMMxENIGMA Female: @FallofEdenUGWC @Lucy_Wylde @supersmashcat @DistortedAmber

@TheSEBEmpire @UGWC I have faced great competition during my career. Yet for the better part of the last decade, only one person had taken me to, and past, my limit. Between our matches last year and last night, I can honestly say there are two people on that list. It was an honor, @TheSEBEmpire.

This feels somewhat repetitive but… @TheVainOneUGWC, it would appear that there is a league above the one I find myself in within @UGWC and one in which you sit alone. Congratulations, Alan. I have some thinking to do.

//@UGWC #HorizonsRP Vs. @TheVainOneUGWC Ft. @ThatSkyQueenTho (kinda) The SEBEmpire Proudly Presents… … Little Did He Know giwtwisted.proboards.com/thread/13051/l…

// @UGWC #Horizons vs. @TheSEBEmpire “The Consequences of One’s Actions” giwtwisted.proboards.com/thread/13050/c…

@JetSomersUGWC @UGWC @Lucy_Wylde That is certainly a choice. And in many eyes, likely a good one. But if you believe her bestie, she ran me off to Miami. Now she has somehow run Mr. Parker from this mortal plane. Another reign and the entire industry may implode.

Hey @UGWC, if you need the standard-bearer to resurrect your #WorldHeavyweightChampionship, I could possibly work it in between changing diapers and raising my daughter, but it’ll cost you.

@TheSEBEmpire @DehumaniZane

@TheVainOneUGWC @DehumaniZane *In moderation.

Well... It was fun while it lasted… @DehumaniZane

@DehumaniZane @TheSEBEmpire Paired with good whiskey, I’m sure you will be fine soon enough, Mr. Scott.

@TheVainOneUGWC @TheSEBEmpire Thanks, Alan. I appreciate it. I'm going to be living on Tylenol for the next couple of days.