Vilma

I’m so tired I just thought to myself… did Homer Simpson have any other roles? 🍩

Entering my tums era.

BITE HIM 🤷🏻‍♀️

America… VOTE AGAIN.

My new theme song. 🐮

Rookie mistake… leaving the house without a diaper bag. 😫

I’ve never felt older than when I watched the movie #Timecut and they time travel back to 2003 😫

I guess I can turn these off for the next year. #MatLeave

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As an adult there is nothing stopping me from naming my first born ‘Shrek.’ And that’s a problem.

Best way to eat a cupcake!

Foo fighter’s fans this afternoon.

So he’s not perfect I guess 🫠

Hey @CityofPG can we add flashing lights to the crosswalk at 3rd and Winnipeg? It’s 12:30 middle of the day. I shouldn’t have to play frogger because some asshole decided to speed when a 7 month pregnant me was crossing. This needs to stop. We need more flashing crosswalks.

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Honestly, good on Linkin Park.

I don’t even see an expiration date… but I’m gonna guess it’s as old as I am. #ThingsIFindBackHome

Calvin Klein knows how to get our attention. #dogs #pool

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