The VoluntaryZist

@Polymarket Never has a situation brought up so many questions that I pray I never learn the answers to.

JUST IN: Firefighters use a saw to dismantle a porta-potty after a man becomes trapped underneath its toilet in Kansas City.

@seanhbytes @Polymarket Sure, but at a certain point, if one is suffering from the "explosive" part of that equation, it's time to err on the side of caution and just get the parasite cleanse.

@TheVoluntaryZis @Polymarket I think the question is more if it's food poisoning or a parasite.

BREAKING: Mass panic grips the U.S. as the explosive-diarrhea outbreak intensifies — many Americans fear they "wouldn't know" whether they're infected with the parasite or not.

Your "point" is that taking natural disaster pics out of context is as "unfair" as treating the worst of life in the USSR as "normal." I'm saying this, of course, because you'd otherwise accuse me of "illiteracy." The difference is that a natural disaster in the U.S. actually IS "out of context" to normal life in the U.S., while starvation, censorship, being sent to the gulag for gov't criticism, etc. actually WAS life in the USSR. And the "source" for that is every person in my entire family who lived through it. There's a fucking reason that Yeltsin's visit to a normal fucking GROCERY STORE in the U.S. was major experience for him and it's not because the USSR was filled with plenty. Unlike delusional Leftists who (at most) "studied" the Communist Manifesto for twelve seconds and think they're experts as they cosplay Lenin and simp for literal mass murderers. There's a reason people like you are known as useful idiots.

@mtaibbi I’m not trying to educate you. I’m being as ‘honest’ as you. Those photos represent the norm for everyday life in the US, as much as your writing of the USSR was.

It’s hilarious that you’re sending me photos of Katrina scenes to educate me - I was there, in a boat, helping pull people off roofs. But please, raise my consciousness

This sounds like the COVID bargain whereby the people who destroyed the world for two years through economic hari-kari (and the biggest wealth transfer in human history), mass hysteria, censorship, etc. with literally NO rational or scientific basis said, "how 'bout we agree that mistakes were made and we pretend that we didn't try to destroy normal people for two years, and take absolutely no responsibility for our actions, okay?" So, TL:DR, my offer to you is: you can eat shit and entirely go fuck yourself.

I think we need a grand bargain on Woke, where the left agrees that it sucked, and the right agrees to stop acting victimized by it half a decade later

@JustineBateman I'm a screaming queen a grade a gay and I am way more masculine than a lot of the toxic men I meet.

- First comedy and satire was targeted. The elements that keep a society largely in check. - Next was masculinity. Men were shamed as “toxic” for being manly. - Then it was women who complain, and they were labeled “Karens.” So if appropriate mockery is out, the most ridiculous concepts actually see the light of day. If men aren’t permitted to defend what they know they should, the most harmful and dangerous concepts see the light of day. And when older women are shamed for speak against what they see as wrong, the most outrageous behavior sees the light of day. Comedy, satire, mockery, masculinity, and female wisdom. Restore it all now.

Today we’re marking up a bill in the Judicary Committee called “H.R. 9191, the National Fossil Act.” I haven’t read it yet, but I’m assuming this has something to do with Senators.

99% of the things you learn might be against your will if you're completely devoid of any curiosity, but don't put that on me, dude.

@TheVoluntaryZis @Polymarket Technically, 99% of things you learn are against you "will".

NEW: Looksmaxxer Clavicular announces a “geomaxxing” strategy, arguing the U.S. dating market is too competitive, forcing him to travel to poorer countries to mog locals.

@rwsscott How dare you. I would rather take a year of Economics instruction from AOC than spend a second on Blewsky or Reddit.

@TheVoluntaryZis Civil Twitter? No. I believe you're looking for Reddit or Blue Sky This is the colloseum.

BREAKING: House votes 308-117 to make daylight saving time permanent, sending the bill to the Senate.

The Standard Time reply guys in this post:

Whoever votes (and voted) "no" should be forced to turn their clocks backward one week, then forward the next week, every single week for the rest of their lives.

@data_otter If I wanted opinions from the poster children for Dunning Kruger, you'd be the first person I ask, Groytard.

@TheVoluntaryZis @Micky_Tyne You are the low IQ in question little bro 😭🫵

Yes, I'm well aware and would prefer Standard. Do 1/2 the people commenting realize that there's really no need to "ACKSHULLY" everything and sometimes it's better to just pass on by a lighthearted Twitter comment instead of reacting to it like a vampire reacts to holy water?

@TheVoluntaryZis @Polymarket You realize they voted to make you keep your clock set forward and hour? Standard time would be putting the clocks back to accurate solar time and leaving it alone.

Yes, because I clearly have no idea what a circadian rhythm is, and "Standard Time Supremacist" wasn't ALSO a fucking joke. Stick to retweeting Horton and others who have something of value to say instead of picking retarded fights with people who have double your IQ, you absolute dweeb.

@TheVoluntaryZis I wasn’t fact checking your joke, I was explaining why the people that voted yes are retarded. But sure, “Standard Time Supremacist” is a lot easier than learning what circadian rhythm means.

@Micky_Tyne Yes, let's fact-check this very serious suggestion, Standard Time Supremacist.

@TheVoluntaryZis @Polymarket or maybe they voted no because permanent daylight savings time is a disaster for a ton of reasons and they want permanent standard time.

Rest in peace, Sam Neill. Thank you for bringing Dr. Grant to life.

We seal envelopes not because the letter contains a conspiracy, but because the contents belong exclusively to the sender and the receiver. The "nothing to hide" argument is pure corporate/state propaganda. Privacy isn't about hiding a crime; it's about deciding who gets access to your life. It’s a boundary of power, not a shield for guilt.

Police body cam footage in Minnesota reveals a man who reviews cars was surrounded by police because a Flock camera mistakenly said his vehicle was stolen The cameras flagged the car and the police were out looking for him, once they located him they swarmed him Just imagine if someone was do die from a police encounter became of a wrongful flock identification Flock should be federally banned. This is a massive violation of our 4th Amendment

@GavinNewsom Even the NYT knows that this started completely independently of Orange Man (even signed off on by the previous Administration), you responsibility-evading dweeb.

If a president can direct the DOJ to go after political opponents, no one is safe. That's an abuse of power. Period.