Samuel

I learned how to knit!

Do I really like this song or is it just a song that I like better than others on my discover weekly playlist from @Spotify?

Haha love it when the ATM eats my bank card ☺

The great feeling when you look at your bank account and you have a lot more than what you thought

i love showing my bellyyyy

I don't have a CAR, my LICENSE, or PERMIT. Nor do I have the desire to have any of those things. STOP ASKING ME!!

*If I can find clothes that fit me that arent like $65 lmao. I bought pants from Walmart today that are from the womans section and I felt good as HELL ain't nothing stopping meee

yall 2020 is gonna be the year I am whoever I want to be, whatever gender, whatever clothes*, anything babyyyy 2020 is the year of motherfuckin' CONFIDENCE

@nateetaylorr ugh I h a t e that this is meee

if you listened to any of these in 2015 CONGRATS you’re gay now

you have to shower, dry off, get dressed again, then, you drive home. Like it does not only take half an hour. For me, if I were to go all by myself (walking to bus stop, workout, then get on the bus again and walk home, the whole thing would take 2 hours.

maybe its my depression but going to the gym does not only take 30 minutes. You have to get undressed from your regular clothes, put gym clothes on, drive (or bus to the gym). That takes just half an hour. Then, you have to actually do the workout. Then (1/2)

@SadNanner Lazy town

Halloween costume ideas: pls let’s discuss - Wanda - Stephanie from lazy town - Starfire - Lava girl - Ramona Flowers - A troll - Princess Bubblegum

I LOVE Big Brother competitions, they’re so creative & fun to play/watch... but stressing out animals for entertainment really ain’t it chief. Let’s consider their feelings a little bit too. #BB21

@ChaseRoss The one where you talk about transguys dating lesbians from 4 or so years ago!!

I’m going to be re-making some of my old videos. Are there any specifically that you’d like to see updated? Some info might be different now or I might have a different perspective on a topic! Let me know which ones!

this little white girl on the train asked her mom "am I going to be white until I die?" Her mom said yes, and the girl is deadass throwing a tantrum lmaoooo

I’m going to give 100 random people who retweet this $100. Normally I’d give one person $10,000 but I want to give you guys better odds of winning :) You must be following me so I can dm you the code if you win! Will show proof!

Type “Lady Gaga” + your battery percentage and reply with the first gif that comes up. I’ll start:

The sense of time I have as a millennial is so weird... 1970: About 30 years ago 1980: About 20 years ago 1990: About 10 years ago 2000: About 10 years ago 2010: About 1,000 years ago 2016: About 10,000 years ago 2018: About 1,000 years ago Last week: About 1,000 years ago

@ctverses Seriously, not to toot my horn, but i think i know a pretty good amount of local musicians in CT and somehow every time you post I find a new band i never heard before.

@TheWayISam oh dang, thanks so much! that really means a lot!

@ctverses hey just so you know, this is my favorite account on social media. Quality memes and a great music supporter 10/10 would reccomend