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The Wet Naps

@TheWetNaps

Official Twitter for The Dirty 9's live band. Kyle Murphy (guitar), Jacob O'Brien (big guitar), and Bryan Sorrentino (smashy smashy).

New Jersey, USA Katılım Ekim 2016
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The Wet Naps@TheWetNaps·
Haha boner land lol
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Hey so our last show with the Dirty 9 is in like a few minutes and it's sad we're all real sad
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Bryan's parents are coming to the show tomorrow! If you see them, make sure to give them $1.50 so that Bryan can have an allowance this week!
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@TheWetNaps Just play that same shit you always play. Also, stop trying to sound hip.
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We have a show soon and SURPRISE! We're taking requests! SMASH that mf like button and reply to let us know what you wanna hear!
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@SwoneillO Wet naps, moist towelettes, damp tissues... all the same
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Okay everybody so like we have a show tonight and we're a little nervous so please be patient with us
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UNIVERSITY HALL 1070 BE THERE AT 11 FOR FUNNIES AND MUSIC
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Shit we have a show in a GODDAMN HOUR AND I HAVENT TWEETED ABOUT IT
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Eventually they have a kid named Charlie, hilarity ensues.
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They are forced to move into a small, one bedroom home and share a big bed in the living room
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The house becomes so full with so many mouths to feed that the family can't afford to live in their nice San Francisco home anymore.
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So we go from Full House to Fuller House right? Naturally our next step in the progression is "Fullest House".
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Full House is a prequel to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: A thread.
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Contrary to popular belief, the Dirty 9 didn't fire us. They actually gave us a RAISE from $0 per show to $0 per show and a box of Wheat Thins
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Bryan works at a grocery store. Or as he likes to call it a "GROSS-ry store"!!! RT if you're also dead inside.
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Say what you want about guys like Chance and Gambino. Nobody had flow like this guy 👌👌💯💯💯 youtu.be/HLUX0y4EptA
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Happy Ash Wednesday!!
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Oh my god The Wet Nips 😂😂😂
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"Hey, Dave, you wanna suck on some Nips?"
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