Margaret | Dean of the Tortured Writers Dept✒️🤍📚

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@TiedWithASwiftE Lolololol that post has been all over the Book Threads today. We've all been crying over it 😭

I really didn't understand how truly phenomenally stupid people could be before Twitter

@cottage_cal Lol, I just had another Canadian friend explain the Timmies buyout from 2014 (I think???) and how I hadn't had real Timmies 😅 In a regretful way lol

(I was like 30-somethingth in line and they were out by the time I got up to the counter.)

I'm trying to decide if it's gonna be worth it to go to my local RSD by myself as early as I know I'm gonna have to go if I want the Taylor RSD when I have no one to go with me... It felt like such a waste last year bc my store just didn't get many.

I feel like a lot of people fail to understand that JKR is not just a bigot She is an anti-trans ACTIVIST, she is actively using her influence & wealth to strip away rights and protections for trans people. She's not just passively holding her own views, she is dangerous

@BenStort Why didn't you just ask me when you got home, you weirdo.

@TheWordN3rd Is this cryptic posting?

Babes, those tassels are silver...

Idk about before I was an online Swiftie, but that certainly was the first time I've ever seen Taylor Swift attend a show with a partner and I love that for her.

Someone please tell @taylorswift13 that she does, in fact, need to respond to Elmo... Thanks.

PLEASE stop correlating looking old or ugly with bad personalities!! It is misogynistic!!

@TiedWithASwiftE I thought you were talking about rings and was like, "What's a string quartet got to do with it" at first.

I reckon Taylor's wedding band will be a string quartet/mini orchestra followed by just an open mic night. The greatest open mic of all time.

Getting caught up on Behind the Behind and just thought @why_sophie_why should know that when she quoted So Long, London...

Like, so sorry to the "altos" in my mentions, but if you weren't classically trained, chances are you're also not an alto bc a lot of music takes mezzo-sopranos and shoves them in the alto clef.

(A few people are big mad that I would say that Taylor Swift, a woman whose vocal range is only like three steps lower than mine, is a mezzo-soprano. Apparently, that means I think being an alto -- the like, shiny Pokémon of the female vocal world -- is a bad thing.)

What I have learned today is that a lot of people would say my first/dramatic soprano ass was an alto bc I have a rich chest voice. Bc, you know, that's not something that can be developed woth the right vocal coaching.

Trust me when I say that these books are recognizable, even without the title being readable (if you know about them) I'm just like... bro, think about it for a minute.

Someone just told me that they didn't recognize the books in my pfp bc they can't zoom in on the titles and I'm like, "These have some of most recognizable spines in all of this author's catalogue. You what do you mean you need to read the titles???"

As a Greek mythology girlie and a Swiftie, I have some notes...

For the most part being single and not having to worry about keeping someone else happy is great, but I do struggle sometimes with the fact that there isn't anyone that can prioritize me the way I prioritize them. Someone will always be first. I am no one's favorite person.