Brian M. House

@insultsrare @iUsedToBeADuck I crawl in the sunroof.

@iUsedToBeADuck no

@Jimthomsen I sure hope so. Best of luck!

@douglass_meghan Not skivviness?

Fun fact: Shivviness is a word for the uncomfortable feeling of wearing new underwear.

@chrisfholm I firmly believe that opinions are like farts--just because you have one does not mean you need to share it. Or that anyone wants to hear it. Sorry, Chris, for polluting your replies...

@iriscompietart @eyeofnewt_books I hesitate to ask, but if shipping is $52... How big exactly *is* your book?

@AnitaYandle I made ~50k per year with a PhD in Los Angeles. And that, kids, is why you stay in school.

@LeslieLevings These are loads of fun--thanks for sharing them!

The sixth and final piece heading to the Enormous Tiny Art Show is this one, titled "The Cetacean's Dream." Bit of a theme in some of this series.

@danacmrn I guess I'm lucky enough to have found my one true pen. It's the same one I carried for 1000 miles on foot. It has a flat spot worn in it where my finger sits. It gets a new sip of ink every couple days, and it still writes great, ~200,000 words later. Yeah, we're buds.

I'm assuming every writer has two mugs full of pens, markers, etc., and then tidies their desk and finds even more, right? #amwriting

@stevehillwriter Reminds me of a Car Talk bit. I might be getting the premise wrong, but I think a poor teen borrowed his dad's car. Only the kid was mortified when he broke the 710 cap. He went to an auto parts store. They laughed a little and sold him a new oil cap.

@stevehillwriter Wait, didn't you have something like 15k just a bit ago?!

I might have done a stupid. Good thing I studied geology and have so many rocks to hide under. #thursdayvibes #Rocks

@SketchesbyBoze For a few (hundred) bucks, you too can look down your nose on the whole world!

SCAM ALERT: people are telling you that they’ve read a lot of books when what they mean is that they *bought* a lot of books

@LakeSuperior Three, including the two to tip you when you're almost empty.

Bonus question: If my volume was 3,000,000,000,000,000 gallons of beer instead of water, how many Wisconsinites would it take to drain me?

@stevehillwriter "Anchor-print suit!" Oh, am I the only one panicking?

@stevehillwriter You could make a prime time TV show out of this. *And the reveal...they were all Donald Trump*

@stevehillwriter *Psst! Hey, you--want an NFT of old nuclear codes?*

@WeirdMedieval The demon looks like a teenager trying to act cool even though he had to sneak out without Mom's permission...

demon (with a gun), france, 15th century

@stevehillwriter What poor intern will be made to plunge his toilet?

@FakeLibStats Hmm. Is there a chance I might be a librarian without knowing it?

23% of librarians are a bit sleepy today as they stayed up late reading … and worrying about the impending end of society and our planet

@JapanTraCul Or me about to put the cat in the carrier to go to the vet...

Zhong Kui (Shôki), the Demon Queller, Soga Shôhaku, 1770s