Cat Jesus

@RonFilipkowski Everyone under 40 needs to vote.

Herschel said he read that people who received student loan forgiveness took the money and “were out there buying video games, they were going on vacation, they was gambling, they were drinking booze.”

@Shenanigans_luv We learned people are dumber than we thought

Turns out my kids - along with over half of the high school - got the flu in part because everyone got breathalyzed at homecoming one after the other and no one cleaned the breathalyzer all evening essentially turning it into a superspreader event. Have we learned NOTHING

@ERohatinsky @JReinerMD And all it took was dismantling their military.

Japan has an older population about 40% the size of the US but has had only 47,000 COVID deaths (4% the US total). Explain to me (like I’m just a simple cardiologist) why this is so.

@ganzaXVII @ERohatinsky @JReinerMD They also have universal healthcare

@ERohatinsky @JReinerMD They also aren’t as obese

Michael Moore : “Do you really think that women are just over it? Over Roe?” The media is condescending toward women, implying that women just forgot about their freedoms and are now worried about inflation and gas prices? Any woman in my feed, what do you think?

@neiltyson It would never happen because men continue to run the world. Vote on Tuesday.

If women ran the country, and they passed laws affecting men’s reproductive organs, I wonder what the men would do?

Fellow white women - don’t fck things up on Tuesday.

@GOP No

🐘Vote Republican 🐘

@tribelaw Or we could prosecute him.

Plans are being made to disqualify Trump in 2024 if he runs. Section 3 of the 14th Amendment provides the path for doing so whether or not he's criminally prosecuted for mounting an insurrection. Such prosecution isn't a prerequisite. politicususa.com/2022/11/03/pla…

I’m sorry to say that until today, I thought Aaron Carter and Logan Paul were the same person.

@DonaldJTrumpJr Get help

Hey Twitter ex employees… Found some jobs for ya.

@ShockaboutSays @abbydphillip @NatashaBertrand @axios No one has held this man to account in decades of wrongdoing

Confirming ⁦@axios⁩ reporting, Trump’s aides eyeing a third week of November presidential campaign announcement. cnn.com/2022/11/04/pol…

@RonFilipkowski The worst goddamn people have money and influence

Roger Stone is apparently not a Kristi Noem fan.

@EmbryEthan And we’re totally letting him. I can’t believe we’ve let this all go so far.

@JoJoFromJerz @RonFilipkowski The way she controls the image is disturbing as well. The press gives her so much leeway

@RonFilipkowski Of ALL the psychos running for office this cycle, this one scares me the most. She’s not well. She’s seriously not well. And she shouldn’t be in charge of the tree air freshener vending machine at a do-it-yourself car wash let alone in charge of a whole damn state. She’s nuts. 🤪

Kari Lake parrots the right-wing conspiracy that Hillary has people murdered who cross her: “I was a little concerned today when I saw Hillary badmouthing me. I want you to know I’m in perfect health, my brakes in my car are in good shape, and I’m not suicidal.”

@RonFilipkowski I just want all this to stop. Where is the DoJ?

Trump this morning trashes the judge presiding over his case.

Trump was installed. So was elon.

@GOP Why

Vote Republican 🐘

@MollyJongFast We can’t lose

These polls are really all over the place.

@RonFilipkowski Fascists are taking over the world

Mike Lindell says he is friends with Eduardo Bolsonaro, so he had his “cyber guys” watching the election in Brazil, and he’s pretty sure their election was rigged.