@david_parker @unusual_whales We didn't get writer's cramps foraging all those signatures for nothing the majority must bow down before the dithbilly people as Alberta Jesus's chosen ones
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Corruppets Today!
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@The_Corruppets
Spokespuppet for Governor Smith Leader of the Universal Corruppet Party and sole leader of the Conservative People's Petrotheocracy of Trucknutzistan
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@unusual_whales There is still a path, but it is a narrow one. Everything will depend on whether Premier Danielle Smith wants to keep her job or not.
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Alberta judge tosses out petition for province to separate from Canada, per BBC
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@ABDanielSmith Can't be true look at this crowd of Alberta Patriots that signed our petition in Fort McMurray.
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🚨 BREAKING! 🚨
A new poll reveals that over 90% of Albertans are in favour of leaving Alberta and forming a new province named "Wood Bison" leaving me, my UCP, and the separatists in our own landlocked country without any resources and only ourselves to govern.
#abpoli
Dr. Sarcasto Ph. D.@anonfmresident
@ABDanielSmith The #FreeBisonProject however is steaming toward certain victory based on our exclusive Twitter poll!!!!
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The infrastructure that Stay Free Alberta has set up is incredible. Neither Danielle Smith or Jason Kenney had anything remotely as sophisticated for their leadership campaigns. Now all that is left is to use it. Everything is in place, all that is left is execution.
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Four Alberta Patriots just signed the Alberta Independence Petition in Fort McMurray.
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@david_parker Hey Boss we might have a problem. They are threatening to cut off our Transfer payments!!!!!
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This tells a very simple story to anyone with any political knowledge at all. This is bigger and more powerful than the UCP and NDP combined.
David Parker@david_parker
Alberta is 661,848 square kilometers (255,541 square miles). The whole thing is covered in signing locations. That is why you are not seeing long lines. Everyone has easy access to sign.
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@albertaseparate and those far check from God King Donald.
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Great thing about the Alberta Independence movement in Alberta.
It isn't bought and paid for by anyone.
Grassroots, non-partisan, peaceful and a community driven mobilization that demands change from the bottom up
No lefty or politician can fight that
No single person can control that
#AlbertaSeparation
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@david_parker We are still going to be able to marry our attractive cousins right?
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One of the first things that the Republic of Alberta should do for it rural citizens is end this madness with fiberoptics. They are a technology of the past. Starlink terminals for every rural Alberta citizen solves the internet problem immediately, and costs way less.
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@david_parker Of course not, they are fancy pancy high school educated Liberals, educated enough to collect signatures in an effecient manner. We are DUMBFUCKS, we never went to an actual school, we are graduates of WaNKER cOUtNy, remdial home lEaRiNG acamedy. Vote for tUSSS!
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Was there ever line ups like this for the Forever Canada petition? No.
Michael@AlbertaUncaged
@david_parker 2 hours after the event started in Queensland in SE Calgary, there was still a large line-up of people waiting to sign the petition. I would love to see how many signatures were collected!
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@Gerry39464526 There has never been a better oppurunity to bow before God King Trump, we are inbreed we are uneducated, Tread on us Daddy we love you!!!!
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@RiseOfAlberta @fcalendardotnet and since only 2% of the 20% are literate believe us,
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If someone says treaties make Alberta independence impossible, ask one thing: Have you read a treaty?
Cory Morgan cuts through the noise here.
Thanks to Max from @fcalendardotnet for documenting the talk.
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@albertaseparate IF you are white like really really white you are OK, if not make sure you buy one of these and hang it in your window so we know not to shoot you when the Trucknuztistan revolution begins. Remember we are the 20% destined to rule the douchebag homeland.
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In 2026 Albertans will experience the most vial wrath of the Laurentian elite
That is all they have
Don’t underestimate how entitled are cruel the East will be
#AlbertaSeparation
Patrick Lennox@PatrickLennox_
My latest essay exploring the line between lawful advocacy and national security threats in the context of the Alberta separatist movement. open.substack.com/pub/plennox/p/…
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@Tychodragonfan @Urma_Mollema @WSOnlineNews Liberated Immigration and Customs enforcement (LICE) This suits the people of Trucknutzistan
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Poll shows Albertans warming to independence westernstandard.news/alberta/poll-s…
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@RiseOfAlberta Join the dozens of proud white Douchebags that have already purchased the Trucknutzistan battle flag. Fly it proudly from whatever ditch you currently occupy.
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🚨INDEPENDENCE SURGING IN ALBERTA: Thousands flood the streets to sign the Alberta independence petition.
What started as a small event turned into lineups stretching for blocks in Calgary.
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@albertaseparate Long live the Trucknutzistan Liberation front and the glorious Douchebag homeland. Show your pround with our new battel flag available for 35.99 USD
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Eastern Elite attempting to discredit our grassroots movement
The left can’t attack a grassroots, peaceful, non-partisan, non-funded, movement of Albertans
They don’t understand why we don’t need funding
We just need each other
That is Alberta
#AlbertaSeparation
Brian Graff@Graff2023
Who is funding this stuff? Traitors or foreigners, I assume.
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Proud to realise the new Truckistani battle flag as we fight to establish our glorious homeland for the douchebag people.
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@ABFreeAlberta @stayfreealberta The Trucknutzistan liberation Front as only one leader our lord and Saviour God King Donald (Pardons be upon him) We will fight and die for him so we may enter paradise and sit at his servant's table in Mar-a-largo
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@Tychodragonfan @Urma_Mollema @WSOnlineNews Indeed, a glorious vasal state, were we would be privledged to work and die for God King Donald.
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@Urma_Mollema @WSOnlineNews We have entered a world where what can and cant happen has been changed. The world said the United States couldn’t do what it did to venezuela and yet it happened.
If the US supported our separation canada wouldn’t be able to do a thing about it.
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@tucker_pre15626 @WSOnlineNews True Trucknutzistan sons and their wifes/cousins are. If illegals (liberals, educated non whites, non christians, 3 digit IQs etc) was stopped we would win in a landslide.
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@albertaseparate And when we lose, we scream fraud and get our lord and savior God King Donald to send in the Dumbfuckistan annexation force to make us a vassal state just like Venezuela. We the 20% are the righfull rulers of #Trucknutzistan, so long as Donald permits.
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Agreed, a successful Independence movement should be peaceful, grassroots and nonpartisan
For now
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Yukon Strong 🫎@YukonStrong
@Emmanuel_Rach Plenty of time for parties and politics after the referendum For now everyone do what you can to just git er done!!!
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@RiseOfAlberta Where marrying your first cousin is not only legal, but mandatory. The Trucknutzistan Liberation Front will prevail. The glory of being a vassal state under the loving guidance of Godking Donald. Our fate can be as glorious as Venezuela's.
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