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HAD TO DO IT TO EM #BIGYIKES #YOUSEETHATSHIT #PS4share store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/tid=C…

Work, eat, sleep, repeat....

GOOD JOB KYLE! LETS GO!!!!

Everyone always thinks I just cut grass, yeah thats what like 50% of my job is, theres also tree work, sod work, and lots of watering, there is NOTHING like dragging around 100lb + hose on a 100 degree day, so yeah Im cranky some days but you would be too doing this...

HEARTWARMING: Philadelphia #Eagles standout left tackle Jordan Mailata sang “Isn’t She Lovely” by Stevie Wonder at his own wedding. 🥹🥹🥹 Mailata has a beautiful voice.

A new God of War title is in development, though Kratos will not be the main character Faye, Kratos’ second wife, will be the lead according to reports

Father and Son. Behold your first look at Kratos and Atreus in the God of War series now in production for @primevideo. Their journey to the highest peak begins.

YES YES YES!

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store. Like most men, I found shopping boring and just wanted to get in and get out. My wife, on the other hand, like most women, loves to browse. Yesterday, my wife received a letter from the store manager: Dear Mrs. Harris, Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and, regrettably, have been forced to ban both of you from shopping here. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and documented by our video surveillance cameras: June 15 – Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly placed them in other customers’ carts when they weren’t looking. July 2 – Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. July 7 – Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom. July 19 – Approached an employee and said in an official tone, “Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.” This caused the employee to leave her station, get reprimanded by her supervisor, trigger a union grievance, and cost management time and money. (For the record, we do not have a Code 3.) August 4 – Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway. August 14 – Moved a “Caution – Wet Floor” sign to a carpeted area. August 15 – Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could join if they brought pillows and blankets from the bedding department; twenty children complied. August 23 – When a clerk asked if he could help him, he began crying and yelled, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?” EMTs were called. September 4 – Looked directly into a security camera and used it as a mirror while picking his nose. September 10 – While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. October 3 – Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme. October 6 – In the auto department, practiced his “Madonna Look” using various sizes of funnels. October 18 – Hid in a clothing rack and, when people browsed through, shouted, “PICK ME! PICK ME!” October 22 – Upon hearing a store announcement, assumed a fetal position and screamed, “OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!” Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was. October 23 – Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while, then yelled loudly, “Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here!” One of the clerks passed out. Sincerely, The Store Manager 😂🤣😂🤣

Greenskeeper life.... found this party in a bunker today... seems like I was a little late though

Goal is to be about 180-185 lbs.... back in August or so I was like 130-135lbs I've gone on to put about 40 lbs on and closing in on the goal... then its time to get shredded

KEVIN PATULLO NEEDS TO BE FIRED like right now

I'm an uncle now, surreal and a blessing

Haven't been this sick in a long time but it sure as hell reminds me what hurts a whole lot lmao

Heard coworkers complain like no other for hours (about other cw's / bunch of shit), like bro I was the only FT guy outside on Tuesday in the cold ass rain and the only FT guy out in the stupid frost/ cold this morning... I clearly don't care please stfu so I can get the day done

HEY OFFENSE..... YOU KNOW HOW BAD YOU SUCK????????????????

Welp Thanksgiving has been cancelled...... may or may not be spent in the hospital (for really good reasons)

"You work so hard" Is it that I work so hard or just have a physically demanding job with a hustle work ethic while others don't and I end up doing most of the work to begin with......

LGMFF