Black Fettuccine
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Black Fettuccine
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Steven Bartlett says a few glasses of wine ruined the next 3 days of his life “It's one of those areas where you don't understand the hidden cost until you really give it up for a while. I stopped drinking at 30 years old. I'm now 33. When I was 31, I thought, I'll have a drink again because now I could really A/B test it. I had a year of not drinking, decided to have a drink again” “It ruined three days of my life. I had a couple of glasses of wine, didn't get drunk. It ruined three days of my life because of the domino effect it caused” “I got worse sleep that night, and then because I got worse sleep that night, I ate more poorly the next day because my dopamine system or whatever, the cortisol system was all messed up. I podcasted worse. I didn't go to the gym that day or the day after because I felt really bad. I then slept worse, and I could track all of this on my Whoop”

Adding James Harden to win a championship is like marrying a stripper because you want a family.

You can actually feel Jimmy Butler contemplating strangling Ryan Garcia here lol. This is hilarious

Shaq's infamous gas prices rant is given the Audio Toon treatment 😆

"Squirt on em not in em" LMFAOOOOOO

Flying elbow drop onto 2 microwaves pt 9 ( WWE CM PUNK STYLE ) #superhumman #donttrythisathome #wwe

Did pops handle this correctly ?

FIFA 14 has without a doubt the best soundtrack in the entire franchise




