JoeBob

Fuggin ell just limited out the pump

@jimbelosic That sounds like a blast!

I'm hiring an Operations Director for one of our new buildings in Reno NV. Salary range is $170k-270k I don't really care if you come from a manufacturing background or not. Honestly, if you manage a Home Depot, Best Buy, or Olive Garden, you are a great fit. This will be YOUR building, with the backing of all SendCutSend support and resources. You'll get to: - Recruit/Train/Motivate a world class staff - Lead 200+ new employees across 4 shifts (24/7 operations) - Plan and forecast capacity - Maintain production capacity during rapid growth - Identify bottlenecks and offer solutions - Collaborate with other facilities to increase network strength - Manage vendors and contractors - Manage your P&L and drive improvements - Communicate and plan with headquarters - Be a customer, and drive CX improvements - Improve performance through active monitoring of production output, labor efficiency, quality metrics, and on-time shipment results. - Help foster our "Academy Company" culture through coaching, mentoring, and development of future SCS leaders - Exhibit complete ownership in all aspects of your operation I don't have the official job posting up yet, so comment or DM me if you know someone 🇺🇸

@RichOToole You shut your damn mouth

To all of my new Japanese followers… In Texas we Add Beans in our Chili. 🙏🏽🫘🌶️

@tautologer If you can't do the pic on the left with the digits you have don't talk to me

do we know why we didn't evolve something like this? dexterity seems useful and this doesn't seem higher energy cost. mechanisms too complex/fragile maybe? diminishing returns to increased dexterity in ancestral environment? x.com/Rattapoom_K/st…

JoeBob will cook on these or die trying

@reawiteva God Almighty

Imagine being so extremely thick, no Hollywood director was willing to work with you.🙂‍↔️

JoeBob's coworkers have nicknamed him Bradley Cooper. JoeBob is furious.

@cognazor Bro the ones that survive are the invasive ones

When you are planting perennials (trees, shrubs, etc) it's generally a good idea to emphasize natives, but not exclusively. With the increasingly weird climate, you need to be experi-maxxing, bringing in (non-invasive) species from other places, seeing what grows and iterating

@Blackfingers63 You absolutely will fucking not

You think I can sail this tugboat from California to North Carolina through the Panama Canal?

@griffraff97 50/50 shot

I’m going to learn how to rebuild automatic transmissions or die trying

This is 5x the global average wage, by the way. I'm a welder and have no problem with this. If you want 5x the global average wage, you need to do 5x the work. If you want 10x the average, do 10x the work. Personally, the only way I see to get there is through automation. I want 1000’s of welding robots under my control and I will charge accordingly

10mm plate torture test

@Michael_W_77 @pamvonhadder Wabi sabi and all that jazz

@pamvonhadder It would look so much better if it weren't for the moldy concrete.

how do you call this architecture design style?

@interplanetary Thoughts on companies like Astroport that are working on this in private sector?

When we want to safely and repeatedly return from the surface of the Moon, everyone will quickly realize this technology is the bottleneck. It deserves SO MUCH MORE than Phase II STTR funding!

"JoeBob, review these mechanical drawings" "uh boss, the layouts three kinds of wrong, they're using open returns with no static calcs, and none of the CFM calcs have a snowballs chance in hell of being accurate" "dammit JoeBob we are paid to review and APPROVE" *sperg tears*

Nobody Me at work: Hiding my autism like a pro

@signulll Meat to conduct the meat ensemble

the real benefit of ai is the forced confrontation with the question "what tf are humans for?"

@SydSteyerhart Bro, Inaction is Action. Choosing when to act . Restraint. Concentrated and well-bounded effort. Splashy shit is for charlatans and rubes.

"Heroes don't ruminate, they act," is the entire thesis and substance of the Bhagavad-Gita.

@JackChambersGB I think they are planning a renovation here. Love this spot. And the Clifford Building too.

San Antonio vernacular

@CalumDouglas1 @dmbkparker JoeBob was handed controls and managed a 2m hover for about a minute. It was like trying to balance on top of a yoga ball.

@dmbkparker 0% chance. Definetly everyone dead in the first 40 seconds.

Do you think if I put you in a helicopter you could successfully takeoff and land? No instruction. You can watch as many YouTube videos as you want before we go.