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You cannot stop Employee Number 11. You can only hope to contain him. #nationals

@capitalweather When are we likely to know whether Ian has “caught” or “missed” its jet stream ride?

Here’s our latest article on Tropical Storm Ian and the Florida threat. Two main scenarios: A faster and stronger landfall along Florida’s west coast Wed-Thurs or a slower, somewhat weaker landfall Thurs-Friday closer to the Panhandle: washingtonpost.com/climate-enviro…

Good news: @billiamandrews and I compared answers and we do not need to get a divorce

Hi @hpsacredtext and @vanessamzoltan! Can I ask what the Buddhist podcast/episode was that Matt mentioned in the most recent episode? I would really love to listen to it. Thanks!

One thing I really disagree with is the idea that the Nats risked losing Juan Soto for nothing. Watching him hit every day is pretty far from nothing. There is, or should be, more to running or rooting for a baseball team than extracting value and mining championship equity.

There are a lot of things I decline to weigh in on via Twitter but this is the highest degree of nonsense

@TheGoldenRatio4 Has anyone else noticed that 1 Down in the NYT Crossword today is in Brody’s honour??

Happy 12th birthday to Chief Brody, protector of the beaches, green bean aficionado, and the best old white man any of us will ever know🤍

@7NewsDC Just saw this, but sure!

@The_LCass Hey Lauren! Can we use this video on air and online?

@capitalweather Large and noisy hail a few minutes ago in Old Town Alexandria!

@_easilyammused_ 💖 I eventually made it home

*extremely Airplane! voice* Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit taking Uber

IPA hate is trending and I am here 👏 for 👏 it 👏

So @billiamandrews and I just spent the last minute singing along to Nirvana on the radio in an Uber… only to learn that the song was playing on Oldies 100.3 😫

WE HAVE RECEIVED A REPORT OF THE WAVE HAPPENING IN NATS PARK?!? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Long wait between Lindor’s at bat and Doolittle’s first pitch. If MLB wants to “improve the pace of play” (🙄), consider giving pitchers a longer leash on the sticky stuff?

Has anyone asked @chelsea_janes when the lights will come back on?

@LONTDC1 @AppleTV That interview CRACKED ME UP

Hey @AppleTV - Juan Soto liked one our our tweets once so if you’re giving out gear to his besties…we’re basically a bestie too 😉

Good morning. 🌞 It's officially baseball season.

@JessicaNHatch @bookouture @wittywhitlum Count me in!

@The_LCass @bookouture @wittywhitlum Thank you, Lauren! Perhaps I’ll use this debut as an excuse to organize a Write Club reunion. 💕

I’m so thrilled to share that I’ve accepted a two-book deal with Jess Whitlum-Cooper at @bookouture! cc: @wittywhitlum bookouture.com/2022/03/15/jes…