possibly: james

did any other Mormon youth have absolutely no idea what the church meant when it warned against “heavy petting”

so this was accidentally me at a crucial juncture in Under the Banner of Heaven

Hey guys, you don’t actually like La Croix, right? Like this is just some silly bit, right.?

Alright. Gonna live tweet dear Evan Hansen. For context I hate this show.

“Unskilled” is a stupid word to use because what they mean is “lack of formal/higher education” Someone’s formal education *can* be relevant and correlate with skills. But everyone working a job has skills to perform that job. “Unskilled” paints the wrong picture.

Hottie ootd

The Iron Giant had such a cool premise. “What if a gun became self aware, started learning very simple morality, and decided it no longer wants to be a gun?”

unpopular opinion: *insert the most average cold take here*

Hey Twitter, I’ve been doing great I’m just not on here often recently. It’s been hood. I have a confession and I’m ready to live my truth: I normally sit to pee and I have a wiener. It’s just easier and then I don’t have to clean up any mess.

@olsonkatemarie 😻❤️😎😫👀

An update on my “being a hottie” goal for this year featuring two pictures where I like how I look

Sonic the Hedgehog: On Broadway

@olsonkatemarie Can only be me, unfortunately

Just had the devastating realization that me and @The_Locked_Cap can’t both be trophy wives 😭

really getting sick of all this round earth propaganda

@kryptoncaged @IshaanSangha Just looks awful and over saturated, thank god the movie looked nothing like that.

@IshaanSangha Even if the shot wasn't good, they could've used better color grading twitter.com/kryptoncaged/s…

I had the ball/map and the cyborg-pirate guy in the right corner

Watching Treasure Planet. This movie fucks. I used to have one of the cool McDonald’s toys.

@willlwum + ratio

I’ve been avoiding most social media recently but I’m alright. Been playing Elden Ring and I’m pretty sure that makes me officially an incel

freak heck fetch flip darn friggin’ damage helicopter

Can streaming services just be honest with themselves and create a “shitty movies” section