maura

Death, taxes, players being obsessed with Alvy

You missed your 2-week window to wear your Cool Little Spring Jacket because you were too lazy to pull a fit off. Third year in a row. How does that feel?

Sometimes the Internet can bring to tears in the best way 🥲🥰

Forces beyond your comprehension are working behind the scenes to see you win

there’s a level of casual cruelty that so many of yall have reached that is genuinely so ??????????? like? i’m scared of yall. miserable, mean, amoral, antisocial and altogether unlikable!!!!! just a bunch of cantankerous folks hellbent on having unpleasant interactions.

@BurritoGlasses Aside from it being the 80s, I guess.

@BurritoGlasses What is with the video tapes? The t-mobile ad, the “stranger things days” leading up to season 5 with the mystery tape. The cassette tapes that went nowhere. The video tapes that went nowhere. We’re missing footage but what’s with the constant flagging of physical media?

JQ32 signing off 🥹

Dennis Reynolds once said:

life is too short to be embarrassed by what you find joy in

Honestly can yall just grow up and say “I just don’t like it” instead of trying to moralize your dislike

Mike Breen: "1st time ever…entire playoffs exclusive to national TV…poor decision…fans want to hear their home team announcers, at least 1st round…part of the family. I get networks pay a fortune…but fans deserve to be thrown a bone…This is our final telecast of the season"

@ode_to_icarus Agree. Don’t let me catch you out on these streets. It won’t be sweet.

@The_Maura i hope they know who i am only so i dont catch a charge seeing them in public and attacking

hes not allowed to speak bc he cant act or lie well and it fmu so bad

WHAT A CATCH 🤯

As a Met fan, this is unfortunately just what this season needs.