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Jawaharlal Nehru (Satire)
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Jawaharlal Nehru (Satire)
@The_Nehru
First PM of Independent India | Not letting the present PM to work | Parody |
India, that is Bharat ❤️ Katılım Haziran 2021
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Bal Narendra didn’t close 14,910 government schools. The blame is on me and the Congress, because we were foolish enough to build them, otherwise, there would’ve been nothing for him to shut down! 😭
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How hard! All these locations he covered walking barefoot! 😭😭😭
BhikuMhatre@MumbaichaDon
PM .@narendramodi Ji Today: -8 am Varanasi -11 am Sitamarhi along Nepal border -1 pm Bettiah near UP border -5 pm SC function in Delhi -6 30 pm Advani Ji’s residence -8 pm Series of meetings at PMO Dude is 75 yrs. Don't know where he gets energy from. And a 55 yr 'Yuva' who needs vacation every month, advices him to retire at 75.
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Can someone please trace the video where he said this? 😂
Jawaharlal Nehru (Satire)@The_Nehru
Wait… What is he intending to say? 😭 His father was in Jail for 5 years, and got released just before Bal Narendra’s birth! So, is he truly non-biological?
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Wait… What is he intending to say? 😭
His father was in Jail for 5 years, and got released just before Bal Narendra’s birth! So, is he truly non-biological?
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Beta, ye sunkar toh tumara prasht-baag jalgaya hoga! 😭
Rahul Shivshankar@RShivshankar
MAMDANI INVOKES NEHRU. LIFTS CONG SPIRITS IN I.N.D.I.A.! Heart of global capitalism voted for Mamdani who has sold NYC revdi economics that hollows out Indian state coffers by bloating bureaucracy, shrinking productivity, and guaranteeing debt. The bill will be a big one!
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क्या यही है अब भाजपा का वोट माँगने का तरीक़ा? 😭
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“A moment comes but rarely in history, when we step out from the old to the new; when an age ends, and when the soul of a long-suppressed nation finds utterance.”
Zohran K. Mamdani has just quoted me in his victory speech. Did he quote any of Bal Narendra’s speeches? 😭
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Remove roads, go back to mud roads, bring in bullock carts, no more accidents! 😂
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Forget Wi-Fi, Bal Narendra connects to cameras automatically! 😭
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Centre: NDA govt
State: NDA govt
Yet the NDA candidate is asking people to vote for her to change the name of a place, something they can already do right now! 😭
News Algebra@NewsAlgebraIND
MAITHILI THAKUR : "I will rename Alinagar as Sitanagar if I win" 🔥
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So now they want to remove Advani’s voting rights too? 😭
Megh Updates 🚨™@MeghUpdates
🚨 BIG STATEMENT by Home Minister Amit Shah “India is not a Dharamshala. Only those born in this country will have the right to vote.”
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