Chung Ding

Long time no McDonalds. Where's my whopper at?

Taking a gum break, the gum is tarter sauce flavor, damn you McDonald's gum!

Slipping out of conscienceness, too much compacted pollack

Live from the birds nest, stretching my tummy

Xtra tarter sauces is my biggest frienemy

Anybody got gum twitpic.com/4ehotb

Can I go to bathroom, I just want to sit there

8 down, 4 file-o-fish to go. Still kinda hungry, saying prayer to ancestors...

A deer is a fat pig like animal with two horns

Lunch is my breakfast

They should make a comedy about the great depression.

E: Natalie portman is a zionist. Panda: what!? No way! She's a scientologist?

Panda: where was your dads prom? E: chapaqua, NY. Panda: London?!

Are the Adirondacks like an iron curtain? They cover everything?

@SteveVanV any panda suits? I hear its in fashion in hwood.

"I don't eat meat, but I do eat fish. I'm an episcopalian."

I play drums. When have no drums I play lap.

The steak tasted like cooked meat

A polar bear just popped out of fucking bathroom, imma do that someday

The steak just tasted like cooked meat