Roger Sale

Theres an hour of my life I'll never get back, long drawn out, and poorly structured. Prediction? No more commissions #maskedsingercrap

@loosewomen I'm voting Donald Trump to be on your show, what a nice man

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@loosewomen Why does Jane moor wear that crash helmet all through the show?

@jamesmartinchef @jamesmartinchef Welcome to otter world, seems ok so far but I reckon something fishy is going on, apparently to do with a ring of bright water whatever that is.

Right that’s it, Fireman Sam is the last straw I’m done with this pc bollocks and 100 identities being taught. In a last stand to this outrageous madness I now wish to be known as an Otter. I like other Otters and when you get bored of this crap in the world join me under (1/2)

@KatieTigerSyson Ever played a Gretsch hollow cut Jn.? I bought one as I haven't got the reach for full size

@thismorning So you have someone to make a variation on "quesadilla" but you're too dim to pronounce the word "Kay sa Dee ah" I wonder what OBE stands for? #Other Buggers Efforts

GFY. Premium phone number rip off bandits

Robbed me of nearly 6 quid as their "help" line was 09023956391 I promise I'll cost them more one way or another.

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Mix a metric tonne of concrete by hand in order that you may feel what it's like to earn your pay. instead of listing the use or non use of common English. #tooweaktowork

@MartinSLewis A heads up Martin to anyone looking for telephone support for ikea gift cards. I was caught for a £6 charge as I didnt realise until it was too late to stop the charge. #ripoffikea

@IKEAUKSupport Trying to sort a problem with a gift card, I dialled your help line. I hung up the moment that a voice announced £6 to use the support line. I will now go out of my way to stop people shopping at ikea Nottingham.

Morning Carol, heard the rumour of the development of an SR72 as an upgrade to the SR71 (long since retired) Blackbird?

@MindCharity Thank you, I havent spoken to anyone except gp.

@The_Reactionist Hi Roger, have you been in touch with out team on the Infoline? They're open Monday - Friday, 9am until 6pm, on 0300 123 3393. Best wishes, Shel at Mind.

@MindCharity Who do I turn to when my gp says I've tried everything and he seems to have given up?

@loosewomen Did Jane Moor upset someone in makeup and wardrobe? Looked like Judy finnigan.

@GMB @Piersmorgan You make me puke fawning over Boycott who's no stranger to giving wife/partner a back hand in the face, how short peoples memories are. Imagine that @susannahreid what a date that would be. Wear a gum shield would be my advice. Boycott the gutless coward.

@BBCTheOneShow How many young people have the money to pilot a plane? It's not skill, its money and privilege. #toorichtobebad

@reallorraine You think a woman biking around the world is good? She and you should do a few weeks work in a sweatshop factory #divorcedfromtruth

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