The Canner

@scarletthampt0n @GooningOnRumble Scarlett, can you get a catch phase and start using it regularly on streams to see if Mersh will repeat it?

Aren’t you jealous? @GooningOnRumble

@AlbinoHoodRat1 @PhilipLevens @StefanMolyneux What's your favorite Dave Smith joke?

@PhilipLevens @StefanMolyneux Well you could start by watching his comedy stuff and not his political stuff they are 2 separate things

Dave Smith is a brilliant guy and successful comedian. You don't like that he has charisma, so his success is incomprehensible to you.

@StefanMolyneux Dave Smith fucking sucks and isn't funny. You agree with his politics

@KatTimpf Kat, how long do you think you can stay at fox news with bpd and not get caught up in some kinda sex scandal?

It’s actually good to see college kids on Spring Break drinking & socializing instead of playing video games alone in their room on a macrodose edible. See the clip that caused your grandma to email me & call me a “disgusting person” here:

@TheLnn Will you be reporting on the ground in Las Vegas if any of Patrick's fans harass the "Hogs and Heifers" establishment at hackamania?

🚨💥BREAKING💥🚨 Patrick Melton has promised to send Mersh to a mental hospital after he dissects his psychology and enters his mind! Is this all a distraction from the rumored moody papers? Or does Patrick want revenge for Mersh begging to get him a steak at a strip club?

@TheScarebro @RekietaLaw @329elb Where is Mersh in that equation? Nick did offer to swing with him over Christmas.

"Polyamory is back on the menu, boys!" - @RekietaLaw, probably. Courtesy of @329elb: youtube.com/watch?v=8Dkonp… Scarlett Hampton, current paramour of Ethan Ralph, appears in Aaron's chat and suggests that Nick Rekieta was attempting to arrange a threesome with Icedancer and Scarlett. Wait, where is Our Wife, Kayla Rekieta, in this equation? Does she get two bulls?

@KyleStalking @theDoctorTil Does Kim send her grand step babies birthday presents?

See @theDoctorTil you gotta get hildog to bring back that battered Italian housewife hair that shit is sexy. Does she clean her mirrors now? Oh and congratulations raising other men’s children.

My corporate attorney cannot be cancelled

@KyZyVz @Rightanglenews Well, now that sounds like you're trying to describe an average jewish person

@The_Real_Canner @Rightanglenews Yeah it’s amazing at how transparent they are and yet still try to pretend to have morals.

BREAKING - A woman in Cambridge, Maryland is going viral after hiring a roofing company she knew employed illegals, only to call ICE after the job was completed, with agents arriving on scene and arresting six Guatemalan illegals working on the crew.

@KyZyVz @Rightanglenews That sounds like you're describing some kind of cartoon

@The_Real_Canner @Rightanglenews I mean conservatives are literal demons who love when people suffer. For example, it’s not enough to just deport people, they have to fantasize about alligators eating them too.

@KyZyVz @Rightanglenews What do you mean?

@Rightanglenews Really proving how conservatives are cruel and evil people at the core of their soul. Thanks for further evidence of this fact.

@theDoctorTil You're taping paper on your door?

Lol. Defeated by paper.

@MrLeadslinger I think the dancing Israelis confirmed those planes crashed properly

It’s 2026 and people still think those planes should’ve flattened like tin cans against the outside of the buildings and slid to the ground like some kind of Looney Tunes cartoon.

@rahmdphd @GovernorShapiro @PAGovOffice @RepKenyatta Are you allowed to do buttsex when you're brown?

@GovernorShapiro @PAGovOffice @RepKenyatta 26 House Republicans joined all but one of the Democrats to pass it. If we see the same ratio in the Senate, that will be plenty.

BREAKING: The Pennsylvania House just passed @RepKenyatta's bill to codify marriage equality into law in PA — and they did it with broad bipartisan support. Here in Pennsylvania, we believe in your freedom to marry who you love. Today, the House has stepped up to protect that right.

@MikeJBouchard @Mrgunsngear Michael, you should apologize.

@Mrgunsngear His arrest had nothing to do with the meme. Maybe do a little research before posting. He had a felony stalking warrant on an unrelated case and when you physically threaten people and you have a felony warrant, probably doesn’t make much sense to come too far out of your hole.

Michigan Sheriff Michael J. Bouchard must really want to lose a future lawsuit. He arrested a man who posted a meme about him and the sheriff said the man was “trying to threaten and intimidate” with the meme 🤡 He then stated the 1st Amendment makes people “feel empowered, emboldened, and safe,” so he had to teach the public a lesson. Something tells me the public will soon be teaching him a lesson.... #cops #CivilRights #1stAmendment #tyranny #israel #war #iran #judiasm #wisconsin

@misfitpatriot_ believes that air traffic controllers wave around road cones so planes don't crash

@PODAWFUL I choose to believe that icedancer is the ghost of Mersh's sister and is a figment of his imagination.

Mersh beat up icedancer for cucking him, forcing him to buy her baby toys

@TheHughezy Kinda crazy that you see 2 guys that can make the sign of the cross with their eyeballs and think "schmuel buckman"

@jarvis_best I feel bad for folks that chuckle when you post

My wife was formerly promiscuous. I was a virgin. She was tired of the party lifestyle. Numerous high school boyfriends. Sorority at college. Internship in production at Miramax. Late night texts from Dolph Lundgren. Then came the LA Clippers D League Christmas Party incident. I had enough. I said if you don’t stop this I’m going to divorce you. That’s when we tried marriage counseling with the pastor at our church. But it turned out she was sleeping with him too so we tried marriage counseling at a DIFFERENT church and that went much better. She has repented and we are both in the process of healing. Due to the trauma associated with her past she has developed intimacy issues and we have yet to actually consummate our marriage, but these things take time. As a couple, we avoid things that trigger her emotionally: alcohol, parties, disco balls, MDMA, the music of P. Diddy, police sirens, Rocky IV, strawberries, corduroy, ground lamb, mayonnaise, Courtney Love. The work is ongoing but I know we’ll get there.

@molochofficial Are you a top?

there’s s Burger King in East Providence, RI, that is staffed exclusively by a group of alt-goth twinks whom I suspect are all dating each other and it is the cleanest and most well-run BK franchise in the country