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@khazarAntlers If Vaporeon is in last place for the reason people might think it is, you just suck and need to get over it. Espeon and Vaporeon are my goats.

Eeveelutions ranking

@ManMilk2 Dr. Murphy: "I... am... a s-surgeon." Dr. House: "No you're not." *Beats Murphy with his cane*

@AnimeAbsol "Ok. Here's your ticket."

“Excuse me sir- I’m here to see Pluto Nash in 3D”

@DrewBricks So is anyone gonna elaborate on what Jared Leto did or do I gotta play the guessing game?

God please take all of his pain away, quadruple it and give it to Jared Leto

New pokemon posting trend so imma roll with it sure

@eStarland Giving the two worst ones the highest score is diabolical

Every Mario Kart Game Ranked! 🏆

@khazarAntlers Picking Groudon over Kyogre is peak rage bait

Box art legendaries

@Elite_4_J Love me some Hisuian Zorua and Zoroark. Ghost normal is such a good type.

what’s everybody’s favourite hisuian form pokemon - mines zorua!!!

@PokeDailyPost Milotic because it's not worth getting and there's plenty of other water types to use.

One pokemon from hoenn has to go for ever 🔥

@Peko_girlboss Darmanitan imo is a good substitute for Emboar. Sheer force fire punch and flare blitz is so fun.

I feel like the unova starters are really good, they're just in a gen with "better" options why use serperior when Lilligant/ferrothorn are there why use emboar instead of Chandelure/mienshao Why use samurott instead of jellicent/swanna they're not bad starters by any means

@Peko_girlboss Her actual team is great. The problem lies with the fact we couldn't fight HER in her mother beast form. It was a missed opportunity.

lusamine did this kinda thing and everyone hated her

@Ro_z1e Kiss me Leon. I've been a bad boy.

Build your team you have 1000 points, and the rest are against you. #ResidentEvil #REBHFun

@nrmtenjoyer Raichu is 2 feet 7 inches and Ash is apparently 4 feet 7 inches. It makes sense that Raichu looks half Ashs height here.

There's no way Raichu is that fucking big

@ATRightMovies Nothing beats The Great Escape

@Stormi_luv Water Stay hydrated folks

@khazarAntlers Quilava is the reason why we have flame wheel, one of the most badass fire moves ever. Floragato just stands on two legs and isn't very consistent theme wise with what Mewoscarada or Sprigatito do

Quilava is right THERE

@uncle_june Johnny was too emotional, but Phil was short tempered and had a huge ego. Imma go Johnny here.

Who was the better boss? Johnny or Phil?

@SmokeyMcC You gonna explain why you're misunderstood, Nova? No? Then eat shit.

@formaldehyke I mean these are parasites so I ain't exactly gonna feel bad if they die

Am I being too woke to say this is pointless animal abuse

@UmaWakeUp Get ready to get like a god damn baby at the end because it's so fucking good

Starting mgs4 now