RED Scout

Got my Ma anotha car fer Mother's Day. She says she don't even drive tha otha five I got 'er, bur 's da thought that counts, right?

Cuz believe you me, I gotta lotta stuff ta say 'bout how great I am.

I mean, I'm just like, way too busy ta stop an' talk about how great I am ta a buncha people on da Internet. 'S much as I'd like ta.

@yakitorijpn Damn straight, pally.

@HeavyWeaponsGu1 Oh yeah, 's da best kinda sandwich. Da kind I steal from you.

@TheBluSniper @Red_Engie You kiddin'? 'S impossible ta run in dose tings.

Shooooot, when did I git ova 1,000 Followers? Must be 'cuz I'm awesome. Gawd only knows I Tweet like once a month.

Bam, boom! Straight to da moon, pally.

Ya'll voted fer dat Dr. Grordbort's pack fer me, right? Yeah, I know ya did.

@XiaoXiaoMan Nah. Already got one.

What would I do fer a hat? Kill 100 people.

@JusticeSquid I get anotha can. Ooh, 's magic.

@aREDspy Voo wha?

@NotCrazedGunman Cripes! Learn ta speak English!

@Numbuh7 Sure, why not.

@TF_Spy I'd like ta see 'im run after I shoot 'im.

@NotCrazedGunman Oh my gawd, I got no idea whatcher tryin' ta say no more.

@NotCrazedGunman Hah! Long shot. Yer funny. Like da plague.

@Numbuh7 'Awesome' comes ta mind.

@RED_Fem_Sniper It's ta put 'im inna false sense o' security, o' course!