Spy

Allow me to introduce myself. I am the deadliest man you know. The pleasure’s all mine.

@RED_Hoovy How strange...

Where Are We? @JeremyTF2Scout @The_Spy_TF2 @Carlstreetforev

Personally, I think Spy could rock a maid outfit!

@ScootBlu Hm.

Spooky!

Medic has some concerns for my health, namely that he hasn't done anything to "improve" it in the last two weeks.

Social media is a flawed concept. You can't just throw this many people into the same room together and expect them to behave, why do you think this team racks up millions of dollars of property damage every year?

Soldier started setting off fireworks the second the clock struck midnight.

@ScootBlu Merci, idio - I mean... dear boy.

@The_Spy_TF2 I............. that's...! Ok, but... there's sentries in there! Better wear a box for protection!

I ain't cute and harmless! YOU'RE cute and harmless!

Exhaustion.

@ScootBlu If I'm so harmless, then why don't I take a trip down to your intelligence room?

@The_Spy_TF2 Yeah! That'll teach ya! >:D

Bah, all these new "assassin training programs"... back in my day, you learned to kill people the old fashioned way: with nothing but a few drops of cyanide and your hopes and dreams.

I do sometimes wonder if Pyro is human at all.

[happy pride i lost three followers for this]

Saxton Hale has filed me under "gay people he does not respect".

@ScootBlu I believe a conversation is in order, yes.

@The_Spy_TF2 Yeah! And like, lemme play with the mask thingy! Or gimme a super great hat! Or... I guess we could... just talk about this? 😶

If SOMEONE had to confess something REALLY IMPORTANT, then HE wouldn't do it in DISGUISE. Right?!?! Just... just pooting it out there?!?!?

@ScootBlu If you haven't figured it out by now, I don't think you ever will.

@The_Spy_TF2 How come???

Happy Father's Day. Scout's mother only sends me one letter on this day every year, and it's a death threat.

remember to shop black businesses not just on Juneteenth but everyday!!!! thread of black businesses to support and feel free to drop more!

Medic has diagnosed me with extreme handsomeness. It's terminal.