Hell, send up Logan; see if he can score. #ALLCAPS
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Napoleon Dolemite 🏴 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 👹
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@The_VZA
Cromulence incarnate. God of hellfire. Paragon of virtues. Cylonitarian. Rat bastard. Gooner. In your face like Ed Gein. Valar Cirrhosis. No equal; no sequel.
Arlington, VA Katılım Ağustos 2010
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@smcultra I've got a coworker that'll be ducking me on Teams come Tuesday. The same thing happened when we smacked fire out of the Flyers last month.
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To anyone daft enough to still be here and still be following me, I'm going to try and be more active on the blue butterfly site. I'm sick of my mentions mostly being for the reports I file for racist bullshit and ads that come back after I say I don't like them. Fuck this place.
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I'm watching my first ever Spanish-language hockey broadcast, and I'm slightly disappointed not to hear "GOOOOOOL" whenever we score. #ALLCAPS
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I never thought I'd see my country cut its own throat, but here we are. Again.
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I just put it together that the UK had their election on the 4th of July, and we're having ours on the 5th of November... something something fireworks. I can't put any jokes together right now; it's early.
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I've done my bit. For fuck's sake, let's have done with this fucking fascist scum.
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Goddammit, I know his name! Give me $300,000! #SNL
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Is that the first time a sitting vice-president has done the cold open on SNL?
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I'm used to the Wizards getting booed at home on free throws, but damn, we're catching strays in Mexico City?!
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@ClassicCatch84 Oh, I do it in Burns' voice like, ALL the time.
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The amount of times I quote this on a day-to-day basis
Napoleon Dolemite 🏴 🇯🇲 🇵🇱 👹@The_VZA
They have to get through Dickens first.
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They have to get through Dickens first.
BBC News (World)@BBCWorld
Monkeys will never type Shakespeare, study finds bbc.in/4e6agzH
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Now, I have no rooting interest in either team, or any real attachment to baseball. But if it were up to me, this ape would never see the inside of so much as a Little League stadium for the rest of his life.
Jesse Rogers@JesseRogersESPN
Meet Austin Capobianco (middle), the fan that interfered with Mookie. I was talking to him at a local bar when a bunch of other fans asked him to take a pic with him and for his autograph. He was a beaut. Story up soon at ESPN: “If it’s in our area, we’re going to ‘D’ up.”
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There's Brad Dourif as Wormtongue, for one.
No Context Brits@NoContextBrits
Name one American actor who does a plausible British accent.
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I just screamed for that touchdown like an Arsenal goal. #HTTC
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My 7th graders are officially the champions of 2024. Worth missing a few Arsenal kickoffs, but whoever made our league's schedule can still suck it. We'll win the next Clausura as well.
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The Caps are kicking ass, and the Commies are actually good? What madness is this?
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@MonSportsNet, your apps fucking suck, on both phone and Fire. @verizonfios, your set top boxes fucking suck, and so does your verification process. I'm having to cast through a phone. Get your shit together, the fucking pair of you.
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