Weib

@maiitoVA All 3 of my cats snoozing to cheer you up buddy 🫂

Cicero has been hiding for the past few days. I’m a little worried about him. Here’s a picture of him. Could you reply with pics of your pets to cheer me up?

@Kid__VT Me waking up to this post

The closest I’ll ever get to a sensory deprivation chamber is when the automatic lights and fan turn off while I’m disassociating in the work bathroom

Seeing Freddie Wong in a VGHS T-Shirt talking about his new movie is such a fever dream. Considering season 1 game out in 2012 and I regularly forget it was something I was excited to watch when they released new episodes and got me into competitive gaming 🫡

From 6pm CST to 12pm CST until he fully recovers. He will be in the hospital for 48 hours, after that he will be home and proudly sporting his cone of shame. Donations are not required, but just showing love to him through this community we’ve built is enough. Much love, Weib.

As of 11:45 am CST, my idiot and menace of a cat Dinkle, was admitted to emergency surgery for a urethra blockage. Due to financial constraints from his emergency surgery a month ago, this put me in a rough financial position. To potentially help I will be streaming every night

This dude on my flight had his briefcase standing vertical and is arguing with the stewardess that it won’t fit under the seat, she goes “ya put it on it’s side” and the dude deadass looks at her and says “That’s not how it goes” and stares blankly at her. Certified bruh moment

@LostThnFound I’m built different (wrong)

@The_Weib skill issue, I fear /s

The intense FOMO I’m fighting seeing all the Magic x FF card openings is insane. If little cardboard rectangles weren’t so ungodly expensive I’d learn to play, but ya boy doesn’t have $250 to whip around Willy Nilly 😭

@LostThnFound You know I got that “gotta catch ‘em all” brain and I’ll want all the cards, that’s the pitfall I’ll have

@The_Weib Gonna start holding classes for beginners to get into Magic for low cost lol

@Pickled_matt I swear I have a good reason

@The_Weib Oh no why

Folks, I have disastrous news… the people are saying that I’m back on my bullshit, well I’m here to confirm, I am, in fact, back on my bullshit

Can u guys entertain me and reply so I can assign u a kind of nut that I think matches your vibe, ty

I got told today that there’s a fine line between genius and stupidity, and I use it like a jump rope. I’ve never been paid a better compliment in my life

@141cms__ Good choice I raised you right

Who's next? 🤭 #StanleyCup (via IG/nhleurope)

You better be there for this adorable little goober’s debut. If you aren’t I will weaponize her and she will eat all of your snacks. This is a threat and a promise 🫵

@Eliz_Higdon IM FUCKING CRYING 🤣🤣🤣

My complex just added cheap ass keypad locks to our laundry rooms. I already put in 2 complains about them not working well, just to get locked in without my phone at 9:30 at night. Banged on the door for a half hour, fucked my hand up, then got pissed and kicked the door open.