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MTN wants to pay me #500,00 to take down this post💔💔‼️ Yesterday I called out MTN and how they steal data from their users The post made serious waves and a lot of small accounts and influencers with millions of followers joined me to call out MTN I just checked my DM now and saw MTN wants me to take down the post. I’m tempted to accept the money but something came to my mind If i accept this #500,000 wouldn’t I spend more that this if MTN don’t stop stealing data from Nigerians? If I accept this money I’ll be saving only myself and leaving other Nigerians to be victims of MTN’S theft @MTNNG I WILL NOT ACCEPT YOUR #500,000 STOP STEALING FROM NIGERIANS THAT IS ALL WE WANT!!!

3rd time teaching children's church and one kid asked if this is the only shoe I have

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There’s a phase you get to in life life, all those hymns you sang in your childhood as mere songs , starts making total sense Because what a friend we really have in Jesus ?

Jehovah na azu’m dika aturu.

Me as a prostitute preparing to follow Peter Obi to whatever party he chooses to run under.

Moving to Peter Obi People’s Party(POP)😂

So Atiku wants to keep running until he runs mad?

@UnkleAyo @PeterObi What’s happening is he not with ADC anymore? You guys should update me abeg

In my capacity as the Chief cultist of the Obidient mob. Preparing for the next confraternity my leader @PeterObi will direct us to join. 😌

@sil_vee_yah Jesus loves you

Preach a sermon in three words.

@tiny_tomii I had a good watch and now I’m back to reality

Phantom Lawyer is wrapping up today, and it’s been nothing but a sweet ride. 🤭🤭 I highly recommend 💯

@tiny_tomii I wonder too

But wait oo! Come to think of it, How does the phantom Lawyer get paid tho????

@Anu_official @RichieMoore777 I don’t even use the app

I know I’m millennial but when did Snapchat become the standard contact exchange tool? “Add me on Snap” As how baby? Kilo shey phone number abi WhatsApp line?

You need to see me in action, Kelvin.

I’m not concerned about which party Peter Obi chooses to run under. If he moves to NSDPPD I’m packing my load and joining him and Pastor Jerry Eze What God cannot do, does not exist 📍

Banana is such a domineering fruit. You can add everything else into the blend and it turns out to taste like banana was in there alone.

When you report someone to the police, don’t forget the important phrase; “He said that he is not afraid, even if the whole police station comes.” 😀

I just BURST out laughing when I saw this email from My former teaching agency in the UK 🇬🇧 asking me to book my availability for exam invigilator roles 🤣🤣 cause this unlocked a memory I will never forget in a hurry. Let me tell you what happened to me as a ”newbie eager to impress“ invigilator in the UK. Because if this story saves even one person from the embarrassment I experienced, then my suffering was not in vain. 🙏🏾 So the agency sent us an outline to read before the exam day 📃📑 Fine. I read it. But it wasn't fully explained — just bullet points and general instructions. I said okay, I'm a professional, I will figure it out on the day. I arrived at the school. Smart. Ready. Serious. The exam started And I did what any well-trained Nigerian would do in an exam hall… I STOOD UP AND STARTED PACING. 😂 Up and down. Hands behind my back. Eyes scanning the room. I was WORKING. I was giving full WAEC invigilator energy. I was giving JAMB examination officer. I was patrolling that hall like my job depended on it — because in Nigeria, it does. Meanwhile I noticed the other teachers were just... sitting down. At the front of the class. Chilling.😌🫠 I looked at them. In my mind I shook my head. "These ones must be lazy," I thought to myself. "Nobody takes their job seriously. They are just sitting there while I am here doing the actual work." I continued my patrol. 💪🏾🤣🤣 Then all of a sudden, I noticed one of the teachers brought out her phone from her pocket and started typing... I didn't think anything of it. Until a few minutes later, someone came to the door and called my name. ”miss Chi,” It was the head teacher.🧐 She asked me to step outside. I stepped outside, chest puffed, thinking maybe she wanted to commend my dedication. Maybe she saw how hard I was working compared to the others 🥹🥹🥹 She did not commend me. She told me ; so very calmly and so very politely in that British way that still somehow makes you feel like you are dying inside — that one of the other invigilators had reported me. The report?🥹 That I was pacing around the hall making students uncomfortable.😨😨😨 That I was hovering over them.🙆‍♂️🙆‍♀️🙆 That it looked like I was reading their exam papers. 😭😭😭 I wanted the ground to open and swallow me. Not halfway. Fully. Completely. She told me my services were no longer needed for the day and I could go home.😭 I stood there and smiled because I am Nigerian and we do not cry in public. 😂 But inside? I was in pieces. I gathered my bag. I walked out of that school. And I sat in the Busstop and asked God a series of very pointed questions about my life.😿 AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE? I did not get paid for the two hours I had already worked. TWO HOURS of dedicated, passionate, professional Nigerian-style invigilation. GONE. Unpaid. Unappreciated. 😩 (£17 per hour that I’ve calculated what I’ll do with the money 😿😹) So this post is specifically for my newbie teachers and invigilators in the UK 🇬🇧 When you walk into that exam hall and you see the other teachers sitting down quietly at the front — They are not being lazy. They are not slacking. That is literally the correct way to invigilate in the UK. You sit. You stay visible. You do not pace. You do not hover. You do not patrol like you are catching expo in UNN. 😂 Sit down. Stay calm. Look unbothered. Everything you learned about exam supervision in Nigeria? Leave it at the airport when you land. 😭 I learned this lesson the hard way so you don't have to. You're welcome. 🙏🏾 ~De Scholar's

@deyola_a I’m sure privacy has a different meaning 😂

The Adedimeji’s triplets baby cot picture has been revealed and it’s so cute 🥰🥰😍😍 Can you see how she said it is private and the vendor respected it, that’s how it should be