Jonathan Wehmeyer

@CokeZeroTo100 @MetaMagePhil If you ran into this dignified gentleman in a ramen shop and didn’t leave with him I’m upset.

@MetaMagePhil YOU FOUND HIM!!!

I hope everyone has a good night but especially that hot man in green at the ramen place I saw today

@CokeZeroTo100 No you’re not.

I’m sorry for the person I will be in December (and the months leading up to it)

@CokeZeroTo100 This is simply not true. Are you sure you were at a casino?

WAS NO ONE GOING TO TELL ME CASINOS ONLY HAVE SLOT MACHINES AND NO OTHER FUN GAMES???

@MetaMagePhil The truth of this statement hits hard.

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@liztheknife Welp. Trust your instincts!

@TheatreProf the problem was that she had just told me her sister does christian theater. so it made things awkward. but it was honest

had to work really hard to not have a visceral reaction when someone asked if i work in christian theater

@liztheknife This is, in fact, the correct response.

@TheatreProf gotta work on my lecture, i guess. i accidentally just went with, “no, i do PROFESSIONAL theatre” and then has to backtrack

@liztheknife Ploy!

do people actually like cruises or is this all a ploy?

@CokeZeroTo100 @halomancer1 I would be corrupted by both of these and love it.

@halomancer1 how I feel about that horcrux locket from the deathly hallows

i would simply not be corrupted by the one ring

@liztheknife Smart play. Manipulating the manipulators.

@TheatreProf i made friends with the people deciding the games so i could be conveniently “sick” every night they played this game.

effective torture for me would just be forcing me to play the milk chugging game from youth group

too much

@liztheknife Stage manager.

one of my favorite christmas traditions my family started doing about four years ago is the “christmas spreadsheet.” it’s essentially a christmas list but for adults with schedules

@CokeZeroTo100 You can skip the cookies if you want. The small talk is compulsory, though.

‼️Unoriginal tweet alert‼️but going to work rn like its an ordinary time is absolutely insane. My heart is so heavy for Palestine and I’m just supposed to eat cookies in the breakroom and make small talk???

@liztheknife Just ask Dr. Wehmeyer! All clothes are paint clothes when you work in theatre.

all of my pants are Paint Pants if you wait long enough

@miss_hannah_13 @mmschocolate They always were…

I just saw an @mmschocolate commercial and the m&ms were eating m&ms…. Are they cannibals now???

@AlexaJoyBell @PicturesFoIder What theatre is paying you?

@PicturesFoIder I’ve never seen a bad movie in theaters. Every movie is the best movie I’ve seen when I see it in a theater

@MetaMagePhil Is it… is it…I’m gonna say…B? Kinda? Maybe? How many points is this worth again?