The Name's Jeff. Big Jeff

Dear x, if u can see this pls if u know any legit crypto vendor pls let me know. A friend who's not on x hv been dealt with by bybit p2p vendors and I assured him he'll get a legit vendor on x. Pls he just wants to trade a little usdt. Pls any vendor pls recommend. Thanks

The most desperate politician in the world is @GboyegaOyetola very embarrassing

Ugandan Politician, Evelyn Anite took back an ambulance she donated to her district, after losing an election in 2021.

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: An official image has been released of Kai Havertz' challenge. Studs above the ankle is a 100% red card in the book of rules, but VAR decided NOT to give it.

Carter Efe told Secret Palace security to kick a guy out after he pretended to be part of his team 😭the guy told Carter he was going to “Fall off” but Carter replied: “Nothing go do who no help you, nah why I dey grind 😭 even jowizaza shenk me and he buy Maybach next day ”

My cousin tried to impress a girl in church yesterday 😂 He noticed she didn’t have offering, so as a gentleman, he dipped his hand into his pocket, brought out ₦2,000 and gave her. This girl collected the money, put it inside her bag, brought out ₦200 from her bag and dropped it as offering 😭😂 My guy sponsored both the blessing and her transport home.

This girl during my university days, kept rejecting one particular guy because he looked "too local". She said he wasn't her type. He always appeared simple. No designer clothes. No flashy lifestyle. Months later, school fees suddenly increased and many students deferred admission. That same "local" guy quietly paid the fees of 17 students anonymously. People only found out because the bursar mistakenly mentioned his name during a prayer session. The bursar happens to be my course mate's Aunt. The girl who rejected him cried that evening. Next day, she prepared goat meat pepper soup and offered him. He rejected it politely with the excuse that he doesn't eat pepper. She continued to follow him, that's when he realized that it was quite weird for someone who couldn't stand him before. As expected, rumours got to him and he realized the reason the girl suddenly became nice to him. He told her to her face, "I'm not your type. Please, don't follow me around again". She lost him.

My take is simple: akara wey housefly no dey on top dey poisoned

But wait what do u mean akara and ambience In the same sentence?

This generation is gone😭😭

I bet your AI can’t make it look like it was placed on a table

In 1998, former British soldier Karl Bushby was drinking in a bar in Chile, when he said to his friend: “I bet you I can walk home from here” His friend accepted - so Karl began walking, all the way back to England, no vehicles allowed. 27 years later, Karl is still walking. He’s walked 36,000 miles (58,000 km) through the Darién Gap, across the Bering Strait on ice, swam 186 miles across the Caspian Sea, survived deserts, jungles, and even did time in a Russian prison. Now in Germany, Karl has just 1,100 miles left and is expected to arrive back home in September this year.

@Dir_Martinsz Na y u be failed film director

How is buying 7 pieces of Akara for 22k expensive?? 😂 lekki own ooo Sometimes, you just have to close your eyes, spend a little, and spoil yourself. If you can’t afford it immediately, save up and buy the Akara later. At least this particular one is actually good for your health and can help boost your immune system.

This man explains how Ghost clients work and even mentions the type of people who use them and how they cash out big 🤯

1k odds HT 0.5 v football tonight ✅✅

Happie Boys are trending again, and here is why!!! - In March 2022, two security guards who worked for Chicken Republic were recorded dancing to a viral song while on duty. - The video went viral, and Chicken Republic terminated their appointments for being unprofessional at work. However, this did not sit well with many Nigerians. - People argued that workers should be allowed to have fun while working, and Chicken Republic later decided to retrain them, but by then, the boys had already moved on with the internet fame. - A few weeks later, the GO of OPM decided to take up their case and sent the boys to school in Cyprus. They moved there and started living what many people perceived as a good life. - After some time, the pastor revealed that the boys had been failing their classes. He accused them of joining bad gangs, called them ungrateful, and asked them to return to Nigeria since they were struggling academically. - The boys later made a video disrespecting the pastor and said they would not return to Nigeria. After some time, both of them got deported and started hustling again. - They began making skits, dancing, and going live on TikTok to beg people for money. Eventually, they got tired of the situation, publicly apologized, and begged for help. - Gossipmill posted their videos, and a philanthropist decided to help them again, giving them a second chance to improve their lives. - The philanthropist gave them bikes, and they were very appreciative of the kindness shown to them and promised to do better. What are your thoughts?

I was schooled about this one time by a powerful hunter. He said : money rituals has type and one of them is OSHO GBEWA.. people call it ghost client. No matter what you do, even if you’re a bricklayer, a human being will physically bring the money to you saying they want you to work for them and after agreement. You will never see them again. In a nutshell : they woke someone’s spirit up to come and enrich you… most times a part of human is always used for the ingredients. If Na human leg them use do your own, you go lose your leg before you leave this life… if Na eye, you go blind before you kpai. In his words in Yoruba : IKU GBONA LO MA KU GBEYIN AIYE È.

this restaurant settings no clear, that mama resemble who dey wash yansh put for food.

Brain Jotter students go soon put am for trouble 😭😂

l attended a wedding,the groom was asked by the MC to act romantic and kiss his wife or pay 100k. The groom paid 500k and asked the MC not to involve him in anything with seriousness, he wasn't smiling at all. tears gather for bride eyes 😭😭

Paid the fillings station attendants to lie to her that my father owned filling station, when I brought her over I hopped out, winked at them and told dem to fill the tank that I wanted to go inside to see my dad, The shawty was so gassed up.