Tommy “The Second Wind”Calzonie

@cringleberry15 Cork and barrel on 23rd ☝🏼

@Thebigcheese43 Mass Street Liquor on 🔝

“Noooo you can’t fade class to drink Bapples on a Monday afternoon” the left shouts in unison #expand

Failed my accounting exam. 5th year 🔜

@cringleberry15 “Ed can you get us some tequila shots?” Disgusting

@Thebigcheese43 Geeds love doing it

Taking advantage of Ed is unbelievable.

@theboatdrinker Feel like that’s the whole point of a situationship ngl

@Thebigcheese43 If you’re having an hour long phone calls with them it’s not a Situationship

Current situationship found out I hooked up with her friend. Kansas Peter Millar quarterzip. #shrink #myself

@DixieSolEstes No one said she was yelling besides you beast

@Thebigcheese43 She was yelling at you and you stayed on the phone for an hour ? Shrink yourself into dust fággot

Blacked out and woke up to 4 missed calls from the ex wife

@cringleberry15 Can’t forget Yikyak

My buddies and I have been developing a “Geed Activity” List. Do any of these apply to you?? 1. Waiting in the bull line 2. Getting in the Chi O Fountain 3. Stacking Moosebowl Cup 4. Clip farming for redcup 5. Participating in a bar crawl Anyone have any other suggestions?

Is this the worst shirt of all time?

Never kill yourself

I was told zbt doesn't rig camping! @tgoff11 @KUBBallCamping this is getting out of hand!

Great insight Breckin. Keep up the good work #fag #obliterate

Sneaky link told me she’s getting a boob job on Friday. Safe to say I’m on top of the world. #DoubleDs

@LeJasonBean I’m very familiar with a couple of those businesses

Big fan of these “businesses” Instagram thank you 🙏

@wiacwilly Bad bunny

Hinge date in 30 minutes give me some talking points:

Shooters shoot

Tap in

Some absolute creatures in attendance today. #WMPhoenixOpen