The Count 🧛‍♂️

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The safe was opened after twenty years of neglect 😟😲

@Footballtweet Here we go again, ffs 😫 🤣

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Fit in or fuck off

Your average goal in the 2014 World Cup:

Claude + YouTube = Money Machine 💸 No skills. No camera. No excuses. 12 prompts that do all the work 👇

Jeff Hardy noticed a young fan dressed just like him… and made his night unforgettable 🥹🔥

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This guy just broke down how to make $30K/month with faceless YouTube in 2026. No face. No voice. No editing skills. Just systems. Most people will scroll. Smart ones will print money.

@alyn_line @JeffStelling 16 years 🙈 where has that time gone 😢

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🚨 Rick Harrison (Pawn Stars) with a cool story about Trump. “Donald Trump is the most amazing man on the planet. When Biden was president and my son died, Biden didn't call me, but Trump did. OD'd from fentanyl. I blame Biden and the entire administration. They let that stuff in the country. People have always asked me what's my favorite Trump story. 2018, I was supposed to introduce him at a rally here in Vegas. So, you know, I show up and I go to go backstage. And mind you, Trump wasn't there yet. He was still on the road. Secret Service goes, not on the list. And they threw me into the public at a Trump rally. Oh yeah. And I was getting mobs. We ended up having to leave. You know, I was pissed. I was so pissed that when I dropped my son off at home, you know what, I'm gonna go to the bar. I'm gonna have a drink or two. I'm gonna go calm down. Right as I'm leaving the house, Senator Heller's number pops back up on my phone in my truck. Like I said, he knows my voice. He knows my mouth. So he just goes, Rick, before you say a word, the president would like to talk to you. And Trump gets on the phone and goes, Rick, I just want to say I am sorry. The White House staff works for me. They screwed up. That means it's my fault. I'm sorry. Please come back down to the convention center. It's the president. You have to say yes. Okay. Like, I'm like, yes, sir. I don't know how I'm going to get there because most of the roads are closed around the convention center, but I am on my way right now. So I turn around, grab my son. We're driving down there, I got an odd phone number pops up in my truck. And I go like, Mr. Harrison, I'm the head of the Secret Service in D.C. We have the Las Vegas Under Sheriff and the White House staff. We're all on the phone right here. The big guy says, get you to the convention center. And they go, when you get to Decatur, stop at the light. Whether the light is red or green, flash your headlights. I get there, the light was green. People are honking at me. I just stop, flash my headlights. 8 cop cars come out of nowhere. I get a call, follow us. And my 15-year-old son is going like, Dad, who do you know? He's like, you're the coolest dude. A few people, but this is like extreme. It's just, it's a pretty cool story.”

@petercrouch Not given enough chances for England. The boy could play.

Those were the days 😬

Love this😂

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Full time at Marvel. #AFLNorthBlues

She thought she was the main character

@Rizzabeast That's a bloke.

Penny Fucken Wong 🤦‍♂️ I can’t believe we are here. Australia faces an unprecedented fuel crisis, skyrocketing prices, empty bowsers, truckies, farmers and mining are all screaming. Western Australia has called a national fkn emergency while Labor sits on its arse. All thanks to the brain-dead Labor voters who put these clowns in charge. Penny Wong, a weak woke freak, is “handling” international negotiations? You think it’s bad now, this is the cunt that is supposed to make the tough international deals to keep the country going. All she has ever done is push rainbow virtue-signalling, feminist foreign policy bullshit. She even wears that terrorist handkerchief in Parliament. She has no idea how to do her actual job and secure Australia’s energy future. China, America and Russia laugh as this gutless hack supposedly represents Australia. WTF. Labor voters — you caused this 🖕

@RyanCho10284380 @MrWills96 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MrWills96 @Thecryptocount9 Tbh you can’t even beat any Africa qualified teams 😆😂😅

🚨🇮🇹 Gattuso: “Italy lost just two matches in the group, earned 18 points and still didn’t qualify for the World Cup. But 10 African teams qualified? Who is going to watch them? Are you going to sit in front of the TV for Cape Verde or Curaçao? These qualifying rules are absurd and unfair.”

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Here is footage that shows the full scale of the hundreds of thousands of Christians in Ethiopia gather to honor Christ during the road to Easter.