The Conquerors

go.bdsmgalls.net/evangelina My wife said I was bad in bed so I banged her on the coffee table. Location. Location. Location.

bitly.xaijo.com/mallory We could power our entire office with the wind produced from my constant sighing.

bitly.xaijo.com/leta I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.

*rubs magic lamp*rubs harder and faster*genie semen sprays everywhere* gnail.in/fred

Life is all about trying way too hard to look like you're not trying. gnail.in/marcy

gnail.in/leta We'll all be making some serious Zellweger face on the toilet tomorrow.

Just set up my @Sonicbids account to post to twitter with updates! (Posts to MySpace, Facebook, and more too! sonicbids.com)