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JJ WATT: @FreddyLA7 GOT OFFERED A $24,000 SHOT OF SCOTCH 🤯 JJ has become Freddy's agent of sorts for the tens of thousands of offers coming his way

Five years ago today, the Ryan Pulock save at Nassau Coliseum. #Isles

@bnuyybunzz___ that’s always been my problem never having people to play with

i have no team and i must raid

@GiaPaige happy birthday

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JAJAJAJAJA ESTÁS COMPLETAMENTE ENFERMO, ENANO PIJUDO.

DANHAUSEN IS THE KING OF NEW YORK! CONGRATULATIONS @nyknicks THE KINGS OF NEW YORK! UNCURSED!

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This might be the funniest joke I've seen during this entire Knicks run

Don't be afraid to leave a mark 🖤

A college valedictorian accidentally snuck a Technoblade quote into her graduation ceremony after she did not know it would be read on stage "No matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful"

My mayor Muslim My bagel Jewish My stepfather once told me that if I ever told anyone that I saw him holding hands with his executive assistant Gary at the Cinnabon two towns over he’d dig a hole in the backyard and bury me alive Knicks in five

On this day 5 years ago, the infamous “New York Saints” rant by Bruce Cassidy. Enjoy. #Isles

fuck it if the knicks win were letting everyone out

12 STRAIGHT POSTSEASON WINS. HAVEN'T LOST SINCE APRIL 23. 1-0 SERIES LEAD IN THE NBA FINALS. THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE ON FIRE 🔥

@bnuyybunzz___ fucking thank you finally someone gets it i love gambit no one ever wants to play it all they ever do is shit on it

my destiny hot take is that gambit was fucking fire, gambit prime was peak and i enjoyed every second of getting reckoner. a truly competitive mode could've been built off of prime but bungie was too dumb to make it happen.

Call me mommy

Trump every time his ratings go down

Bartender said “enjoy the drink” and I said “you too”