John Rickenbacker Jr. aka F.U.D.G.E.

Oh mighty Basketball Gods, we humbly come before you with a simple request for the upcoming season. We ask that you watch over our beloved New York Knicks, blessing each player with strength, health, and resilience from game 1 to the playoffs. Grant Jalen Brunson the composure and sharp instincts to guide our team through every challenge, making the right play when it matters most. Protect OG Anunoby, ensuring his health and allowing him to be the defensive powerhouse we need. Bless Karl-Anthony Towns with the versatility and focus to dominate both inside and outside, inspiring his teammates with his offensive prowess and leadership. Shield Mitchell Robinson from injury, allowing him to anchor our defense and soar above the rim. Bless Josh Hart with the tenacity to hustle for every loose ball and make every possession count. Keep Mikal Bridges healthy, allowing him to continue his remarkable streak of durability and excellence on both ends of the floor. Guide Precious Achiuwa, granting him the ability to shine as a versatile forward, contributing his energy, defense, and scoring when we need it most. Bless Landry Shamet with the sharpness and consistency to knock down key shots, stretching the floor for the team and providing depth from beyond the arc. For our young talents like Miles McBride, Jericho Sims, and Tyler Kolek, grant them the growth and confidence to contribute in big moments. And for the entire team, grant unity, chemistry, and the spirit of perseverance. Oh Basketball Gods, may the Knicks remain healthy and resilient throughout the season, free from the setbacks of injury, and may their hard work and dedication be rewarded with success. In your court, we trust.

Transformers aint make that character yet 😂