If Mario,

#NewProfilePic finally heading out now god damn

@aussie_ralsei @supermariomovie yo

@ThenOnlyBros @supermariomovie mf came back to comment this

@supermariomovie @aussie_ralsei what the FUCK

hugh morris that is all

this fuckass image popped into my head while i was typing this out

again, thank you to everyone who decided to follow this account because you found it funny. - hzDelta <3

logging back on one last time to say thanks to everyone who followed and/or were inspired to make their own "if X, then only Y" account while i do sometimes miss posting random shit here, i'm glad i stepped away from thenonlybros and twitter as a whole. it gave me time to menta-

@ZeugGeniesser idk been busy all day

@ThenOnlyBros Now how'd you pull that off

@clowfoe @ContractRush know what fuck it

I LOVE @ContractRush AND I WANT MORE PEOPLE TO PLAY IT. SO IN LIKE 2 HOURS IM GIFTING IT TO 3 RANDOM REPLIES this isn’t a fancy bs giveaway or anything like that you don’t gotta follow I JUST NEED PEOPLE ON THIS GAME

@Nintendeal ten

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guys I don’t think Mario’s gonna be here

My masterpiece

another limit fuck

tryna follow back as much ppl as i can 💔

@DamagedOCUzi waves

Hell yeah

@TheUltiMarioFan If Birth, then only Day! 🎂

Happy birthday, Lou Albano!