Theo Maximus

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@TheoMaximus Didn’t kill himself and his brother? Did you just type this? What a world

Manchester United fans booing the 20th minute Diego jota clap is such a disastrous to see. Liverpool fans made a standing ovation for Ronaldo when he lost his kid. They forget so quick.

@SkySportsPL Kids these days use the word Noni, as an abbreviation of the word Nonce. Does this make you proud?

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@mc_lively_ Arsenal fan and located in Africa, the worst of X football accounts collide!🤣

Arsenal have won 39 games this season. United have won “15” Yes you heard that right “15” But you people have the nerve to say their player should be PFA. Delusional lot.

@SevenoaksTownFC @MarcelNimani @IsthmianLeague @NonLeagueCrowd @NonLeagueHQ1 @ALBfootball @FootballAlbXI @AlbanianFooty @AlbaniaFooty @nonleaguesouths @trevk37 April fools stop at Midday, couldn’t even get that right🤣

CLUB STATEMENT Sevenoaks Town have reluctantly accepted the resignation of Marcel Nimani as First Team Manager today 💔 Marcel has been appointed as the new Head Coach of the Albania National Team, replacing Sylvinho in the role 🇦🇱 Thank you for everything Marcel and best of luck for the future! 🙌

@mum_sc What was the purpose of this? Is this a regular thing, or just sometime to save face after Jim’s comments? Performative nonsense

Pitchside Adhaan at Old Trafford. Led by Qari Ibrahim Idris.

A good day, blocked by the sad racist @benonwine 🤣

@benonwine I love bacon, just can’t ever recall the need to post a message on X about it, very strange behaviour needing to do that. Good luck with the enforced retirement. Shame your name would be mud for any future employer.

@TheoMaximus Hey you let me worry about paying my bills old bean. You just worry about your bacon phobia.

Britain is more divided now than at any point in the last 50 years. And no, it’s not “the right’s fault”. This division was engineered by lefties and liberals who thrive on splitting people into tribes.

@benonwine Collage?🤣🤣 College mate, learn to spell. Deanfield Road, you know it?

@TheoMaximus Nice place up by the collage 🤣😂🤭 you’ve made my day

@benonwine Got a lovely place up near the college actually, enjoy a pint in Saracens Head, but thanks for the assumption🤣 Keep grifting, selling bottles of plonk in a supermarket can’t have setup much of a nest egg after redundancy 🤣

@TheoMaximus 😂🤣 please do but I doubt you live anywhere near Henley bit pricey for you don’t you think. Oh and unlike you I don’t need to grift to pay my bills some of us have our own money. Maybe learn to save and you might get yourself a little apartment in some shithole somewhere.

@benonwine Will go and buy one from my local Waitrose in Henley, lovely shop. Must be scary having to rely on a racist grift to pay the bills, that won’t last forever.

@TheoMaximus Hey why don’t you make yourself a bacon sandwich and conquer your fears dear boy.

@benonwine Haha, don’t play stupid you mug, you know exactly what you are doing. Going to make any posts about any other food, or just bacon that floats your boat?

@TheoMaximus What don’t you like bacon 🥓 sorry but nothing racist about bacon Britains have been eating it for generations I think it says more about you than anybody else.

@TheUnitedExtra Did you see our last game?!

Bro I don’t know what’s going on, but Carrick clearly doesn’t like Cunha and Sesko.

X needs to release a feature to block all football accounts based in Africa

@OldGilles Ah there it is, the word of the imbecile, ‘hurty’ 🙄 What next, simples?

@jamieinsall1515 Toms boyfriend has entered the chat!

The way I look at it is simple There is obvs something that has happened for that to happen But if someone did that to me let me tell you this straight I would not be going to Twitter You would be laid out on the pitch facts

@damo_1989_ @TyMitchell90 @TRobinsonNewEra Profit?! It’s Prophet, you thick cunt 🤣 Standard flag-shagging intelligence

@TyMitchell90 @TRobinsonNewEra Tbf, your profit fucked a 9 year old

Well @TRobinsonNewEra you didn’t have this energy when pushed you did ya mush 😂 #keyboardwarrior

@jvnior The value in books is what the teach you, not their physical value. Destroying a pad of paper with some words is nothing more than being a drama queen, it impacts no one.

BURNING THE BIBLE LIVE ON KICK AT 11PM EST

@faexvalentine If your belly button is bigger than your mouth you have issues

This is a healthy 26 year old body