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If you are travelling, avoid calling the name of your destination in short form. I was travelling to Katsina State. When I got to the Benue Links park, one of the staff directing passengers to their ticket boxes asked me where I was going. I simply said “Katsina.” The man immediately took me to the Katsina-Ala ticket stand. The transport fare was small compared to where I was actually going, but since it was Benue Links, I was happy and didn’t even bother to check properly. As we were travelling and got close to Abinse, the vehicle developed a small fault, so they called the park to send another bus. While waiting, I was discussing with some passengers and said, “With the way this journey has started, do you think we will reach our destination quickly?” After explaining things to me, I finally discovered that I had entered the wrong vehicle. It was not going to Katsina State, but to Katsina-Ala. ©Terpase

STRANGE SIGNS YOU'RE ACTUALLY HEALTHY!!!!! 1. Your poop sinks in the toilet: your gut is likely absorbing nutrients well. 2. Your tummy's flatter in the morning: that's digestion, water & inflammation resetting overnight. 3. Your armpit has a smell (but it's not bad): that's not B.0. it's your body's signature scent natural and normal. 4. You drool when you sleep exhausted: your face muscles clocked out. that's deep recovery mode. 5. You handle cold better than others: your metabolism & brown fat are standing on business. 6. You sigh randomly during the day: that's your body pressing its internal reset button 7. You feel hungry at regular times daily: that's your metabolic rhythm and hunger hormones working properly. 8. You urinate regularly without urgency or burning: that's balanced hydration and healthy kidney function. 9. Your wounds heal quickly: your immune system isn't sleeping on the job. 10. You wake up without an alarm sometimes: your circadian rhythm is dialed in like a trained soldier. There. Clean, direct, and hits like truth should

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Andy Brassell’s point hits the nail on the head. Rosenior isn’t just a short-term “results” manager, he fits the modern Chelsea blueprint: developing young talent, optimizing assets, and thinking long-term. In a club obsessed with structure, youth, and moneyball-style efficiency, he’s a perfect match. It’s a forward-thinking appointment, less about headline-grabbing and more about sustainable success. If Rosenior succeeds, it validates Chelsea’s model of internal progression, coaching development, and strategic planning. If he struggles, the club will need to reassess, but the rationale is solid.

7 people i know entered private jet to the east to celebrate Christmas. My wife is just telling me that her partner is entering private jet too. Her people had booked. You see Igbos enh, voting irresponsible leaders to "pepe" them is a waste of time. You want to frustrate the largest local investors in Nigeria? Infact it's to their advantage that foreign investors are not coming. Here is what the air space look like. Foreign Investors are not coming to Africa talkless of Nigeria where number one world leader labelled Now Disgraced Country. It's either we vote right or suffer whilst Igbos ball harder. Increase operational cost and tax, they too would increase the cost of their products and sell to Nigeria 🇳🇬!

Let's just pray that City don't settle for Maresca as the manager to replace Pep, because if they do, we will lose him. I have to be honest. He will work with experienced squad. And have control over transfers like Pep. I'm not sure Chelsea will compete with that. Plus, our fans haven't showed him much love. We can't expect his loyalty. And I won't blame him.

My dad was advising a man that was complaining about his wife not giving birth to a boy because the man said how will his name "survive" And my dad said something that made me go crazy with my goals he said, If you want your name to live and not die, make a name for yourself. your kids cannot keep your name alive. If you want your name to survive, give your name life by doing things that people will talk about when you die. he asked the guy "who remembers the kids of Abraham Lincoln or the kids of Thomas Edison or even Nnamdi Azikiwe?" "Who even cares about the kids of anyone great in history?" we don't. So if you want your name to not die, make a name for yourself by being a great person or else, your name will die when you die and there is nothing you can do about it. Every lineage comes to an end. But the great names in every dead lineage do not die. They outlive generations.

Estevão not starting every game isn't down to talent because if it's just talent, he will bench Neto easily. Maresca is protecting him while he adapts. If we throw him in, he will burn out at some point and the performance will drop, then the vulture will rise to attack him. Remember what happened to Palmer around this time last season? Something similar and we don't want that for a 18-year-old who is still adapting to a new league, in a new team while learning the language. The way Maresca is managing him is similar to what Xavi did with Yamal in his first season. Manage the minutes, keep building up his strength, tactical understanding, relationships and confidence. When the time to unleash him full time comes, nobody can stop him. For me, just like Yamal at Barca, next season, Estevão will be an undisputed starter for Chelsea. It's as simple as that!

Guys, give me that one English word you don't agree with the spelling, but for the sake of peace, you accept it like that?😭

You’re too small for me to report you! Who are you?!! Keep quiet!”😳 -Heated exchange on live TV between Arise TV anchor, Rufai Oseni and minister of works, David Umahi on Arise TV this morning🙆🏼‍♂️

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N150k for whoever gets the correct score of the match between Chelsea and Liverpool?

More than 7,000 Nigerian Christians have been slaughtered by Islamists in 2025 alone. Entire villages burned. Churches destroyed. And the world says... nothing. WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE? I REFUSE TO BE SILENT!

Nigerians have been on a Guinness World Record spree since 2023, to date. Here's a list of Notable GWR attempts ⬇️🪡 1. Tunde Onakoya broke the Guinness World Record for the longest chess marathon, surpassing the previous record of 61 hours.

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Jorrel Hato Vs Bayer Leverkusen. Did he impress you 🤔

Chelsea fans waited three years for this electric Estevão performance, and the 18-year-old got a standing ovation.

You don’t need to speak the same language to understand football on the pitch if you’re both brilliant players, the game speaks for itself. This is the start of the Cole Palmer–Estevão duo. x.com/BOATvids/statu…

Two weeks of being Champions of the world🏆🤩 Here are some memorable moments of Chelsea in the club world cup. Every Chelsea fan should remember this 🔥 A thread 🧵