Ted L Nancy

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@Cointelegraph This ain’t the flex they think it is

🇨🇳 NEW: Chinese cities are rolling out AI-powered robot barber kiosks that scan customers in 3D and cut hair with millimeter precision for just 60 yen per session.

@PGATOUR @PGAChampionship Congrats kid. You’ve earned the job of being 10 minutes early.

After receiving a two-stroke penalty Thursday for being a few seconds late to his tee time, Garrick Higgo missed the cut by one stroke @PGAChampionship 💔 Higgo carded rounds of 69-76 at Aronimink for a 5-over total, failing to secure a weekend tee time after missing a 24-foot eagle putt on his final hole. "I wouldn't have been late if I knew I was running late," Higgo explained Thursday. "I was obviously there on time, but late ... one second is hard to define." Higgo fell on the wrong side of that fine line, both on Thursday morning and Friday afternoon.

@chefsevenn Only eats at McDonalds

What’s your first thought when you see this fridge?

@Top100Rick Represent!

“I don’t really think it’s my job to be ten minutes early.” Multi millionaire is shocked he’s expected to show up on time. Garrick Higgo is representing Gen Z absolutely perfectly. Zero accountability and zero care. Nothing is his fault.

@FastbreakHoops5 Jumping. Running. Dribbling. Shooting. Assisting. Competing. Willing. Trash talking. Remembering. Repaying. Dunking. Defending. Destroying. Leading. Inspiring. Winning. Then, six rings.

Do You agree with Nick Wright?

@1ssve Dear Every Website Ever Made, We also literally already accepted the damn cookies so don’t ever ask us again. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Signed, Everyone

Dear Microsoft, We literally never want to open docs or workbooks in the browser. Signed, Everyone

@DigginBrigham I demand to know whether other BYU students can afford such luxuries.

I loved this little NIL-related nugget from Jay Drew’s article on LJ Martin at the Deseret News. LJ was clearly made for BYU…

@BioBite_ This is Utah, right?

The MacDonald's ice cream hack that's breaking the Internet 😮

@jlinehan9 @unusual_whales That’s what I had in my account when we got married.

@unusual_whales Where tf are yall going? 🤣

"The average cost of a date for a millennial is now $252," per BMO

Paging @danielrainge

@RealSkipBayless I agree with Skip.

Gut feeling: Wizards should plunge on Darryn Peterson, highest risk, highest reward. Highest talent with some George Pickens in him, some inexplicable. Not buying the Creatine excuse. But better built for pro than college basketball in small-town Kansas.

@TheEXECUTlONER_ Yes this is called a zipper merge and it should be the top criteria for getting a drivers license in all 50 states, Puerto Rico, Guam, and the straight of Hormuz.

This guy is using the left hand lane , which is open. There is a mile long backup and everyone is over in the right hand lane. He drives all the way up until he has to merge. Some people are saying what a jerk he is for not getting in line like everyone else, but a great many people are saying that the cars in the right lane merged into one lane too soon and that if they had used the left lane, instead of being a mile backup it would have been a half a mile backup. What’s your take? Do you think he was correct in using the left lane and merging up at the front or should he have merged right and got in line way in the back like everyone else?

@esidery Conventional wisdom is that DP will go #1.

The Jazz’s new projected starting lineup: Darryn Peterson Ace Bailey / Keyonte George Lauri Markkanen Jaren Jackson Jr. Walker Kessler Utah now has a legit potential force in the West.

@NBA Dybantsa-pushed-off - Delta Center WiFi in 2030

The final results from the NBA Draft Lottery 2026: 1. Washington Wizards 2. Utah Jazz 3. Memphis Grizzlies 4. Chicago Bulls 5. LA Clippers 6. Brooklyn Nets 7. Sacramento Kings 8. Atlanta Hawks 9. Dallas Mavericks 10. Milwaukee Bucks 11. Golden State Warriors 12. Oklahoma City Thunder 13. Miami Heat 14. Charlotte Hornets

@stoolpresidente We’re all blessed her name isn’t Mike.

Caitlin Clark plays basketball today

@CoachMarkPope Dear Mr Pope, I have been a KU fan forever. Lexington is a special place and I remember it fondly. Question: what’s it like to share the city with the Kentucky Derby? Do you get free tickets? Did you pick the winner this year? I’ll await your response. Best, Ted L. Nancy

BBN I want to talk! Drop your questions in the comments, and I’ll spend the next couple of days answering them 👇

@collinsworth55 Don’t you know that phone could explode in that heat

Saturday night sauna session! Ask me any questions or talk any smack you’d like to talk!! I’ll be waiting

@HarrisonFordLA *Force

May the fourth be with you

Great White for the win #KentuckyDerby

@WallStreetApes This is called an exit interview.

Starbucks CEO defends a cup of coffee costing $9 He says the customers needs to just not think about it as a $9 cup of coffee, you’re paying for the “experience” of getting a Starbucks coffee “In some cases a $9 experience does feel like you're splurging, and then what that means is we have to make it worthwhile.” He says Starbucks customers “want to have a special experience and regardless of what your income level is, in some cases, a $9 experience does feel like you're splurging — well, this is a really affordable premium experience” How out of touch could a person possibly be…