Tommy tucker

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭

Two and a half minutes (of slowed down) pure emotion

@TeaKupps @MatthewJoyce10

Till date the funniest thread I've ever seen

@DanielHussey2 @Luke_Rafter

Dreaming of a moment like this tonight ☘️

OTD in 1990, The GREATEST football song of ALL time, 'Put'em Under Pressure' reaches NO.1 in the charts and will stay there for 13 glorious weeks! This was the national anthem for the whole Summer...

@daylan_ftbl @JeffLeacy

@SuppressedSikh @Luke_Rafter

Same vibes

@LeftyCrypto @JimmerSahn

One of the good ones

@joshpearson180 @emmett_fox

I fucking love Dave Chisnall

@FootyAccums @SkyBetLeagueTwo @MatthewJoyce10 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

David McGoldrick that is utter filth. 🎥 @SkyBetLeagueTwo

@LFuller57 @JeffLeacy @Buzzer_Kehoe14 @johnlacey11

Luke Shaw when he heard United have signed Patrick Dorgu. x.com/TrollFbMedia/s…

@UTD_Louie @MatthewJoyce10

I am crying!!! 😭😭😭 He was playing with a time delay

Ugarte just stopped a 4 on 1 by himself. I’m going to Uruguay

@Carra23 @JeffLeacy

@fionncooney @FabrizioRomano @BeanymanSports @Fetty_w22 😂😂😂😂

@Theodoyle1 @FabrizioRomano @BeanymanSports @Fetty_w22 You just sent a tweet saying ‘there’s a reason he’s not there anymore’ and then deleted it so I think you know the answer pal 😂

🔴⚪️ Mikel Arteta: “One trophy? Well… Charity Shield also twice, no? So it’s three”. 🎥 @BeanymanSports

@fionncooney @FabrizioRomano @BeanymanSports @Fetty_w22 ETH?

@Theodoyle1 @FabrizioRomano @BeanymanSports @Fetty_w22 Was your king not counting nearly beating Arsenal a couple of months ago 😂😂😂

@MartinoPuccio @MatthewJoyce10

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Shithousery at it’s finest, love it

@iChelseaTweets @JeffLeacy legend

ICYMI: Jose Mourinho grabbing his assistant manager to discuss tactics on the bench urgently. Every time the game feels gone, Mourinho brings it right back. 🤣