Therandomizer9400

@Aftermath_site You are a bug — barely even human — smashed flat between the palms of a 400-year old handshake agreement with no living survivors, one that everyone involved interprets differently and nobody intends to honor. Amazing

Marathon is a satire aftermath.site/marathon-satir…

@Xenoimpulse I think my biggest complaint is just that most randoms i queue in with dont understand the fact that its not a battle royal, YOU DONT NEED TO SHOOT EVERYTHING YOU SEE, YOU CAN JUST LET IT BE. YOURE ON A GODDAMN FREE KIT, THAT GHOST UESC WILL FUCK YOU UP

LAST MINUTE MARATHON DELUXE EDITION GIVEAWAY!!!! Rules: Like, repost, follow @tacotimmer and @chro_Mia Thats all! (follow us on twitch for a kiss from me mwah) Winner will be drawn on stream tomorrow after launch!!

@Empty_jr Wait whos that actress ? I feel ive definitely seen her??

oh my god #moviestar #famous

@Krishna06068185 @M_A_N_ofLetters @KamitronPTW Did we forget when he hit himself with a chair

@M_A_N_ofLetters @KamitronPTW One bad performance??? Jey vs jimmy wm40, wm41 match was below avg (gunther carried), has the worst spear of all time and now today's match vs punk. Countless examples on weekly shows like raw and sd. if he didn't have the YEET catchphrase then he'd be forever in the midcard.

That was Jey Uso's worst performance since the Jimmy match. He looked more winded than usual and none of his moves stuck. He sold a neckbreaker like a DDT and flopped on his stomach trying to hit an Alabama Slam. If this wasn't the end of the main event run, then God help us all.

@ltghostie He’s the middle child noone cares about

wondering who gets jd vance in this divorce

@ltghostie Can you imagine if he fires someone hes like Yeah youre slayed from the team

‘so when people show up to work on time i can say slay?’

just taught my 34 year old manager with undiagnosed adhd what ‘slay’ means . i feel like i just gave a toddler unlimited access to pure sugar

@Vet43Army @viktordevonne @movieclubmp4 Congrats you just told us why you only have nephews and neices, not your own kids

@viktordevonne @movieclubmp4 I know that. Let's not act like this isn't somewhat accurate. I have nieces and nephews in high school.

@ltghostie Truth hurts

@Therandomizer94 jail for u expeditiously

chat should i get a bagel

@ltghostie Do it howl, smash that mf in the face

we need to start throwing bricks at people who put their phone calls on speaker mode while in public . i’m being dead serious

@ltghostie Teddy is cute

got new tattoo

@ltghostie Ohhhh, you know i actually might get them, or a version of them idk. I barely buy anthing for myself

should i try to get the matcha dunks tmr .

@zegghead_ @DestinyBulletn You tell me, is this considered too woke to not be worried about ?? @zegghead_

@zegghead_ @DestinyBulletn Despite VICTIM 1’s explicit request in writing for Barrett to recognize ‘boundaries,’ he called her late at night while drunk and after keeping her on a FaceTime call for hours, moved down a dark hallway to his bedroom and suggestively told her, ‘I can’t believe I am lying in bed

Update: Chris Barrett's legal team has issued a statement in response to Sony's claims - thegamepost.com/sony-details-d…

@ltghostie There ya go, from across the pond

not to yearn on main but i want to be hugged like in ghibli movies

@BendtGeorg1997 @Mark_E_Noonan @SterlingRettke @ZaidJilani Alright, go ahead, answer it

@Therandomizer94 @Mark_E_Noonan @SterlingRettke @ZaidJilani What a stupid question

@Mark_E_Noonan @SterlingRettke @ZaidJilani Again, you aren’t answering the question. How is being trans unsuitable for military service??

@SterlingRettke @ZaidJilani I'm indifferent to their life choices. But all life choices are trade-offs. Some life choices will make a person unsuitable for military service.

@ltghostie All i see is a cloud

my favourite regular stopped by again

@ltghostie Sounds like you were hunted successfully by a wild beast

just got tackled by a corgi