Michael “Big O” Orlando

About to attempt the “Make your wife happy challenge” #impossible

@LeeRobert69 Kind of bullshit the wife makes me for “dinner” after a 10hr shift #righthook

Have yall ever been so down bad you make a cheesy roll up? Asking for a friend. #Lank

@NFL_DovKleiman @SlopJohnson34 what’s this dude talking about?

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Pro rugby player Ilona Maher says that she and her friends HUMBLED Giants star QB Jaxson Dart and other players at Cam Skattebo’s party because she had no idea who they were. “I’m like, you play football?… what team you play for?… what position?” 😭😭😭

@BaseballWRLD_ @SlopJohnson34

James Tibbs tonight: 4-4 3 HR Now hitting .529 with a 1.903 OPS in AAA this year. Lmao.

@Braves @MLB @SlopJohnson34

BLAST OFF 🚀 #BravesCountry

Don’t eat from the food vendors at Reggae Rise Up #IBS #toilet #LANK

Iran this, Iran that, I bout ran my happy ass out the store when the clerk said it would run me 17 dollars for 2 Lemonades. #watdatmean

Who’s this guy think he’s fooling #LANK

First week of March stats: -Eagled 2 holes in one round -won $3,200 on online slots -Tried the new, limited time only, “Big Arch” from McDonalds No wonder they call me a #beast