Dan Orchard

@lyssasphere They do, well in Canada they do. Mandatory every 6 months.

What if all police officers had to attend mandatory therapy?

@lyssasphere Not even handcuffed 😉

I don't mean to brag, but this weekend I didn't get arrested

@Sober_lifestyl 158 days. Keep going I’ll catch up.

Let’s goooo

@lyssasphere The PTSD.

Just think about how many times you got back up, soldier

If $SPCX drops to $100, would you buy it? 🤔

@lyssasphere It’s our moon cycle

I really think that men get PMS too

@lyssasphere I have a problem with those people that win the lottery, they must be just miserable and hate life. So not cool to win 30 mil..

Be careful what you say, it might come true

@shouq_al90149 Very confused

Honest replies only?

@Gosleepriya 1050 500 divided .5+50=1050

Your brain might say 300. but it isn’t. So what's the answer?

@lyssasphere “Boxing someone in” while driving = politely trapping a jerk between cars so they can’t pass or escape. Great game to play on long road trips to pass the time.

What is "boxing someone in," in driving terms?

Are you telling me i could have bought SpaceX’s IPO this morning and be up 22% right now !?!?

Gentle reminder that it is you who chooses to be offended

@omgsidewalks I live in a Canadian liberal government……everyday!!!…especially when I get me pay stub.

Has suiciďe ever crossed your mind? Be honest.

@Dussyme Queen latifah

Name a famous queen 👑 Can you guess who? 💭

Eat or skip

@lyssasphere We’re all just NPCs in some advanced alien kid’s video game… and the kid is currently rage-quitting after seeing our search history.

What is reality?

@Jennifer55gt Paying for your dinner.

@LangmanVince Looks nothing like this dumbass.

What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see this guy?

@RebelSpiritTM Peace!!!

Presence and support