
The Talking Head
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The Talking Head
@Thetalkinghead1
I won't tell you how to live, but I will tell you there is a right way to live...
California Katılım Mart 2009
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Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere."
Farmer: "Where did they get it?"
Activist: "What?"
Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere."
Activist: "From... eating?"
Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it."
Activist: "The soil?"
Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from."
Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere."
Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it."
Activist: "Then just don't have the cow."
Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle."
Activist: "It's not that simple."
Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

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Obama's accomplishments 🙄
1. 1st President to be photographed smoking a joint.
2. 1st President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner.
3. 1st President to have a SS# from a state he has never lived in.
4. 1st President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States.
5. 1st President to violate the War Powers Act.
6. 1st President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of America.
7. 1st President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party.
8. 1st President to spend a trillion dollars on "shovel-ready" jobs when there was no such thing as "shovel-ready" jobs.
9. 1st President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters.
10. 1st President to by-pass Congress & implement the Dream Act through executive fiat.
11. 1st President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S., including those with criminal convictions.
12. 1st President to demand a company hand-over $20 B to one of his political appointees.
13. 1st President to tell a CEO of a major Corp (Chrysler) to resign.
14. 1st President to terminate America’s ability to put a man in space.
15. 1st President to cancel the National Day of Prayer & to say that America is no longer a Christian nation.
16. 1st President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.
17. 1st President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional & refuse to enforce it.
18. 1st President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke out on the reasons for their rate increases.
19. 1st President to tell a major manufacturing company in which state it is allowed to locate a factory.
20. 1st President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).
21. 1st President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.
22. 1st President to actively try to bankrupt an American industry (coal).
23. 1st President to fire an inspector general of AmeriCorps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.
24. 1st President to appoint 45 czars to replace elected officials in his office.
25. 1st President to surround himself with radical left wing anarchists.
26. 1st President to golf more than 150 separate times in his five years in office.
27. 1st President to hide his birth, medical, educational & travel records.
28. 1st President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it.
29. 1st President to go on multiple "global apology tours" & concurrent "insult our friends" tours.
30. 1st President to go on over 17 lavish vacations, in addition to date nights & Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends paid for by the taxpayers.
31. 1st President to have personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife.
32. 1st President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at taxpayer expense.
33. 1st President to fly in a personal trainer from Chicago at least once a week at taxpayer expense.
34. 1st President to repeat the Quran & tell us the early morning call of the Azan (Islamic call to worship) is the most beautiful sound on earth.
35. 1st President to side with a foreign nation over one of the American 50 states (Mexico vs Arizona).
36. 1st President to tell the military men & women that they should pay for their own private insurance because they "volunteered to go to war & knew the consequences."
37. 1st President to tell the members of the military that THEY were UNPATRIOTIC for balking at the last suggestion.
38. 1st President to get away with unaliving someone and making it look like an accident. (Chef)
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@krassenstein Yeah, but the difference is if this were a Democrat administration, they would just reassign this asshole to a cushy ambassadorship. Because Trump is in charge, his resignation is demanded! God you're an idiot!

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