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Van Tobi

@Thetobbi

Different things to different people. CM.

Abuja, Nigeria Katılım Mayıs 2011
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Olawale Adigun@SportsAdigun·
Sports Cafe Hall of Fame Kore Brown Azaria Funmi Longe (@femilonge) @TheYomiKazeem Larry Eghosa Enoh David Obasogie @ivanlotti @akajoe waleagbede Osamudia @PoojaMedia @Ifedotunxii @Shameh_NG @Phatill Debola Farouq @yemiTM442 @Thetobbi @Edwyeen Emmanuel Chibuzor @OgaNlaMedia @deji_oges @IncredibleFEMI @timirhema aka Colombian market (head 2 Head) @omodia4real (head 2 head) @theonlytoyo Okechukwu @SolihuF1 Tomiwa (aka Anchorman) @Bet9jaOfficial (sponsored us for 8yrs) I apologise if I omitted any one here (i know i did). God bless y'al for the memories and great moments we had on drive time radio
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@Thetobbi Bro. Once they set up ring light and camera. The share their whole life. Just ridiculous. And it is all cap.
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💣🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Real Madrid president Florentino Perez has just finished one of the most UNFORGETTABLE press conferences in football history. •⁠ ⁠He’s ‘sorry that he won’t resign,’ instead calling for an election 3 years early and threatening other candidates to run against him ‘if they can' •⁠ ⁠The first questions are sporting-related, but immediately he says that he will not be talking about sporting matters •⁠ ⁠Insists that Real Madrid is not a dictatorship, that he has been the best president of all time, winning 74 titles, and that the only way they will get him out is if ‘they shoot him’ •⁠ ⁠Claims that Real Madrid players ‘fight every season,’ and that it’s totally normal. At least 4 or 5 players hit each other per year. Defends both Tchouameni and Valverde as ‘good kids’ •⁠ ⁠Picks out his phone from his pocket to start reading news and laughing at fake news from multiple outlets, mainly ABC •⁠ ⁠Singles out an ABC journalist as ‘a woman who doesn’t even know if she knows about football’ •⁠ ⁠Saying he’s a supernatural animal, a beast that works day and night, denying rumors of cancer and tiredness •⁠ ⁠Attacks Barcelona for the Negreira case, saying it’s the most disgraceful scandal in football history, and that they have prepared a document to send to UEFA to report Barcelona •⁠ ⁠Confirms Real Madrid have the most valuable squad in the world according to Transfermarkt •⁠ ⁠Starts arguing with journalists in front of him during the press conference, threatening to cancel his subscriptions to the media •⁠ ⁠Calls himself a construction mogul, claiming his companies generate billions of euros in revenue worldwide •⁠ ⁠Claims he called the presser to defend Real Madrid from the robberies, saying he would have at least 7 more league titles if they ‘weren’t robbed from him’ •⁠ ⁠Urged the fans and members of the club to support the players, not boo them •⁠ ⁠Says good night, and leaves the room saying he hopes to never see the journalists again
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Van Tobi@Thetobbi·
But this is what Arsenal do every weekend when attacking corners.
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Fola Olatunji-David
Fola Olatunji-David@folasanwo·
I learnt early in Business Development, to never equate access for influence - especially in public sector work. Classic example, most people think because they have a persons phone number or business card, or know a relative/close friend of someone, or can even get a meeting directly with them, it means they are automatically guaranteed success with their proposals without genuinely creating value or putting in the work to build trust. Abuja is full of people who have a story of a big person they “helped” and doesn’t pick their calls anymore. Granted some people are users and do this, but in most cases it’s the self-serving bias that made you think you are that important in the grand scheme of things. This boss in this story is interesting (read: silly). “You” want to be minister and it’s after elections you planned on discussing it. You hadn’t put in the work before. Then you showed up and were begging security? You weren’t resourceful to find your way to someone who can call said person? Maybe the Church G.O? But perhaps most ridiculously, you wanted to trade helping set up some campaign in church for one of the most important cabinet positions? Even clitocurrency does give such dividends. Read the whole thing and just laughed.
Gbenga Samuel-Wemimo@GbengaWemimo

Some years ago, when I was a PA, my boss wanted to become the Minister for Petroleum of Nigeria. He was working with NNPC at the time, and the Vice-President was a fellow pastor in the same denomination whose campaign from church to church was facilitated by my boss After the Vice-President's swearing-in ceremony, my boss organized a dinner in honour of the Vice-President and the Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity at the time The event was held at the Lagos Intercontinental hotel, and at the time, I thought we were just honouring the grace of God in the lives of these two great products of the Nigerian church who suddenly found themselves in the corridors of power at the federal level. Weeks after the dinner, my boss began to lay out plans and designs to become a minister through the good office of the Vice-President He flew to Abuja every other week but was only allowed to see Mr Laolu, the PA to the Vice President. He knew the list of ministerial nominees was being compiled, but the man he wanted to see to push his case wouldn't grant him an audience. One day, he heard the man was in the RCCG camp for a service and decided to go and see him there. In order to look important, he told the driver and me to dress very well as we would be going to the Vice President. When we got to the entrance of the estate where the Vice President was staying in RCCG Camp, the security was very serious. They asked my boss if he had an appointment. He whisked out his phone like James Bond, opened the photo gallery, and tapped a picture of himself and the Vice-President. The security man looked at it and hissed! "Oga, does that look like an appointment letter?" He asked My boss tried to reason with the man "Just let me have five minutes with him, and I will be very grateful." The man looked at my boss and said, "Oga, clear out of here!" We turned around and returned to Lagos. The following Sunday, my boss began to preach and he began to say all sorts of negative things about the Vice President "We put him there, and he turned his back on us. He stopped picking up calls, and he now has more important people to attend to than those who helped him get to that position." My boss prayed and fasted. I knew he sent his CV and other materials to the Vice President, and he was very hopeful that he would get an appointment. Finally, judgment day arrived. Ministerial nominees were announced in The Sun Newspaper and other dailies My boss sent me to get copies He read the list of nominees over and over again. When he was done, he said, this man really didn't have any power in this government. Glorified spare tyre! From then he never spoke about the Vice President without bile and a lot of ill will. I learnt a lot from that experience.

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