Kark Fungus

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Kark Fungus

@TheyCallMeCrisp

☆Voted Best Twitter Mutual 2021-22☆

Chicago, IL Katılım Eylül 2019

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Kark Fungus@TheyCallMeCrisp·7 Kas

Why my fingernail look like Walter?

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Kark Fungus@TheyCallMeCrisp·1d

Only time was on Valentines Day. The truck was dirty as hell and this guy was wearing a loose tank and a backwards cap while the girl in his passenger was done up. I imagine theyre married now

Lani@Lanipator

I've seen dozens of cyber trucks but I don't think I've ever seen anyone in the passenger seat.

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Kark Fungus@TheyCallMeCrisp·4d

Yippeeee

The Lobster@LikeableLobster

The Lobster will come to your birthday party.

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Kark Fungus@TheyCallMeCrisp·4d

Tears in my eyes. I love the Minnesota Wild.

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Kark Fungus@TheyCallMeCrisp·4d

Average zoomer after watching me log yet another shitty 80s sex comedy:

lina ⚢ ꕤ@femmeoblivionis

who the fuck logs porn on letterboxd

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Kark Fungus@TheyCallMeCrisp·4d

@xiaoxos My mermaid mii, Shellsea, has developed the ability to teleport 3cm to the right

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luz 🦭@xiaoxos·5d

i thought that the news station in tomodachi life would tell me how the miis interacted while i was gone but instead it tells me much more important things like someone stacked 15,000 circuit boards on top of each other

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Kark Fungus@TheyCallMeCrisp·4d

@zyudhishthu I could smell the Lobo through the screen

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Zak Yudhishthu@zyudhishthu·5d

And it will be beautiful. How could you regret spending 6 dollars on this?

beef clapton: soldier of fortune@thetrompwner

bro you gotta try this new boutique pizza place they have this innovative new slice instead of normal pepperoni it's the kind that curl up and get all charred and then they drizzle hot honey on it and you're not gonna believe this it's served with a dollop of ricotta

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Kark Fungus@TheyCallMeCrisp·5d

@jingercookiee

GIF

QME

jin@jingercookiee·5d

bro i got a bamboo box in a bamboo box 😭

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Kark Fungus@TheyCallMeCrisp·27 Nis

Until a 3D printer can print a DSi and DS games and a DS extendable stylus and some prerolls, I don't care

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Kark Fungus@TheyCallMeCrisp·24 Nis

Bro is trying to steal my glasses prescription

Theo 🎣@realVespasian

Storm’s coming in

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Kark Fungus@TheyCallMeCrisp·24 Nis

Amanda, passing the Milwaukee River: Is that the Chicago River?

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Kark Fungus@TheyCallMeCrisp·24 Nis

Amanda: Do you think Milwaukee has tall buildings?

Kark Fungus@TheyCallMeCrisp

Amanda, in Minneapolis: we're in the Chicago of the Midwest!

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Kark Fungus@TheyCallMeCrisp·24 Nis

@miffymack Tune in at 4:30EST on Saturday and you'll find out

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jo@miffymack·23 Nis

how many players do y’all think could fit in the penalty box before they physically couldn’t fit anyone else in there

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lyndsay@81mclz·18 Nis

watching teams i'd never think of watching just so there's hockey on my screen

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wint@dril·17 Nis

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

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Kark Fungus@TheyCallMeCrisp·19 Nis

Me in 2019

bailey@Baileymoon15

forgot i drunkenly applied to columbia like a month ago and just got accepted lmfaooooo

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Karen McGee@karenmotherof2·18 Nis

If you give a mouse (me) a cookie (beer), he is going to want a glass of milk (another beer)

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Kark Fungus@TheyCallMeCrisp·13 Nis

Damn, didn't know Mitch Kramer made it to the show

That Guy Rocked MLB@MLBGuyRocked

Tim Lincecum That guy rocked.

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Kark Fungus@TheyCallMeCrisp·12 Nis

Oh she was crackin her Jack alright

Sophia Benoit@1followernodad

Just found out that Take Me Out to the ballgame is actually a song about a woman who loves baseball wanting to go to a game for a date instead of a show??

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